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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

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[daemonized]

And apparently now Retrospec wants to call you John, too. Isn't that reassuring? Should I start calling you that as well?

[now he's just teasing]

[hjack69]

but ardyn theres so much to live for

[daemonized]

I don't see a "no" in there.

[hjack69]

ill push you down a flight of stairs

[daemonized]

It takes more than gravity and stairs to kill someone like me.

[hjack69]

ill push you down those stairs from rocky

[daemonized]

If we go all the way to Philadelphia just so you can push me down stairs, I would gladly risk calling you by your legal name.

[hjack69]

i aint even playin i will totally road trip w you to philadelphia for those stairs
i mean first wed stop for lobster bc ive never had decent lobster but the stairs would def be coming

[daemonized]

Didn't you say just a moment ago that you would protect me from questionable members of society who would threaten to eat my tongue? And now you're eager to toss me down a set of (very iconic) stairs.

I can't quite parse what kind of friendship this is, exactly.

[hjack69]

well since wed have to run up those stairs victoriously first obv a very enriching one
you got a buddy to build you up and then pull you back down to earth via bone shattering fall i dont know what else you should be looking for in a friendship

[daemonized]

A good point, and yet you can't deny the fact that you'll shed a tear the moment I break my neck on impact.

[hjack69]

ill make sure to write abt how handsome and charming you were in your eulogy

[daemonized]

Speaking of handsome, that reminds me. I have your thoughts on scarves, but what about the hat?

[If this seems like a random question, it's been brought up like four times in the post already.]

[hjack69]

depends on the outfit
i mean if youre wearing a fedora w a tshirt youre probably a gigantic douchebag who digs cartoons about ponies on the side
you tho your outfits classy enough to support the hat
gets my stamp of approval
just dont ever backslide or i cant be seen w you

[daemonized]

You'd toss me to the curb? Just like that? So much for friendship!

[hjack69]

hey you wanna be in the squad you gotta keep to the dress code

[daemonized]

If that's the case then you should tell that much to my detractors.