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[recollecters]

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[daemonized]

Have it your way. I teach law, so I have no need for a heart. As long as you hang it high above your other trophies, I’m satisfied.

If those are high on the list, then I can tell you now that mine will place exceedingly low. I retract my submission for the sake of saving me humiliation.

[erythristic]

now you're simply making me curious. i don't suppose that would be enough to persuade you to share?

[daemonized]

I suppose I could if you promise not to laugh.

I was going to suggest "Dagon". Or even "Nyarlathotep".

[erythristic]

dagon is a perfectly fine name
if i brought you a plant would you give it such a title

[daemonized]

Would it amuse you if I did?

[erythristic]

yes it would

[daemonized]

Then yes. I would give it that name, or something similar. Are you going to buy me a plant?

[erythristic]

only if you would plant it in the hole where your heart used to be

[daemonized]

So you want it to become some dark and twisted thing, with no heart to nourish it? Truly cruel.

[erythristic]

all depends on how you take care of it. if you neglect it, certainly it'll turn into something awful, but if you nurture it...well, who's to say?

[daemonized]

Then how can I refuse an offer so steeped in metaphor? And by "nurture", you just mean sunlight and water, don't you?

[erythristic]

sunlight, water, a little fresh air. you'll see the results.