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[recollecters]

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[notyourutopian]

Did it see you take the picture?
Maybe eating the cat was a warning.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Don't try and pin this on me!

[notyourutopian]

Well there weren't any reports of cat eating before you took the picture.
It might have just been minding it's own business being creepy and out of focus but then you had to go and interfere.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Minding its own business in the middle of town?

Ryoga Hibiki That's ASKING for someone to come snap a picture.

Ryoga Hibiki At any rate, I doubt it noticed me.

[notyourutopian]

That is so not true and the worst logic.
Do not take pictures of people just standing around town!

Not without asking anyway.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki I hope that you're not suggesting I run around taking upskirt photos. That would be vile and unconscionable.

[notyourutopian]

Ew!
No
But any pictures! You can't just photograph people without asking.

Not sure if slenderman counts as people but
still!

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki You're the second person to mention slenderman. What is it?

[notyourutopian]

It's like a
Sort of a tall creepy person with weird proportions monster thing?
You've really never heard of Slenderman?

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki I don't know. Maybe. I always figured that if I ran into someone suspicious at night, I'd just punch him in the face and be done with it.

[notyourutopian]

He's supposed to be ten feet tall or something.
And evil and...manipulative maybe?
I don't know I haven't read anything about him in forever.

But he rather looked like your picture.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Do you remember how he's supposed to be evil?

[notyourutopian]

I believe it was something about stealing children.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Yep, that's pretty evil.

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb And now you've antagonized it.
Eleanor Lamb And it's hunting local cats.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki If I truly was responsible for her disappearance, no amount of apologizing would make up for her absence.

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb I didn't mean you should apologize.
Eleanor Lamb Just that you should be wary of it.
Eleanor Lamb Keep an eye out for extremely thin people trailing you after dark.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Me? It's everyone else I'm worried about.

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb You think you can fight off a slenderman or something?

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Tall people are easier to knock to the ground than short ones, generally speaking.

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb Your plan is to...trip...the slenderman.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Trip him? Why would I do that?

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb You seemed to be planning to knock him down.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Sure, probably with a throw or something of the like. I doubt he's just going to stroll by and let me stick out an ankle.

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb So you're going to wrestle the slenderman.
Eleanor Lamb Which is a much more coherent plan than tripping it. Somehow.