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[momentaryspring]

[argle bargle CHAIN LETTERS]

That makes sense. Do you think they'll look into where this app came from?

[standalonehuman]

Undoubtedly. I already want to look into it, myself.

Did you have to enter in anything when it started? Or did it just already come up with your name already? I didn't put in a password.

[momentaryspring]

I didn't, either. I don't remember it asking for my name, but it could have just taken it from my phone information.

Of course, I also don't remember it asking for permission to do that. However, I'm no expert on phone programs.

[standalonehuman]

Would make sense, that's why it's always coming up with everyone's legal names. Whatever you've got the phone contract under.

Even if you got something a new device, it's impossible to completely wipe all traces of your user identity when you use something. You're still you, you've still got your habits and quirks. A good enough algorithm and, the longer you use something, the faster it'll be able to tell who it is behind the keyboard.

But why would it know who we are before we've even used it yet?

[momentaryspring]

If what you're saying is true, who's to say there isn't some database somewhere that keeps track of your old phones, too?

ARRRGH! Now you're making me paranoid! I can't afford to buy another phone! Isn't there some kind of... Un-Freedom of Information Act?!

[standalonehuman]

Completely. It's definitely violated just about any information privacy regulation I can think of. I don't know what to do about it, but I would say don't waste your money on a new phone.

Bring enough complaints to the city, and the Department will have to investigate. I can try to make some noise internally, but what actually gets the brass to move is citizen complaints.

[momentaryspring]

So if I complain to the city, they might fix this, eh? Alright.

But I've never contacted the city before. Is it City Hall? Should I send a letter?

[angry letters here we come]

[standalonehuman]

I'd say don't do it alone, but start at the local Police Department if you're nervous. What's going to matter is the quantity. I'm still counting up how many people they've got on this app, but if enough people alert the police about it? They'll have to devote resources to it.

[momentaryspring]

Okay. I'll see if anyone else will do it, too