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[recollecters]

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Comments

[rhapsodeity]

that is true
but vine peaked with that one of the lady sky diving set to run away with me

[parodeity]

ok thats not true
i mean it is true that video rocked
but vine had SO MANY choice videos
and the bar kept getting put higher every time
and now well never know jade
well never know what other vines there could have been
it haunts me sometimes

[rhapsodeity]

its like you have vines you never go to do, dave
did you plan a bunch out or something???

[parodeity]

look so what if i did
but dont you ever also just think
SHIT YEAH just had the best idea for a baller vine
but no
then you remember
vine is no more
vine never will be again
vine is dead

the end days are upon us

[rhapsodeity]

um
no
i just watch the ones we have when i miss vine
they are pretty good!

[parodeity]

you just dont understand jade
vine was my soulmate
it was there for me
when i wanted to shitpost 7 second videos
no one else will ever be there for me like that ever again

[rhapsodeity]

i just think its kind of depressing to wonder about what could have been like that
i would rather enjoy what we have than lament what we dont
that kind of thinking has just hurt me before so i dont like it

[parodeity]

oh
well in that case

here this will help

[rhapsodeity]

i dont know what emotion this gif is stirring in me, but it reminds me of the feeling i get when you taunt me about how you are taller than me now :\
also i love elephants

[parodeity]

ok but in the picture the shorter animal is teasing the taller animal
which
actually thats p accurate about us sometimes

elephants are objectively gods gift to mankind
directly after my webcomic

[rhapsodeity]

i dont tease you, dave ;p
that is a lot of nonsense you just typed at me!!!!

[parodeity]

blatant lies??????
the blatant lies police are gonna come and lock you up
and then youll waste your sole phonecall to dial me up
and blatantly lie some more

liar liar pants on fire

[rhapsodeity]

do you smell that, dave
its a really ancient smell
one of the oldest out there...
its the smell of bullshit
:D

[ thats absolutely a joke she learned from bigby ]

[parodeity]

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