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Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options.

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

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Every word in every text you make using this app is now legally property of its developer. Soon, you'll have to pay royalties every time you say anything.

Hardly different than any other form of social media there is! But at least those apps pretend to warn you about it first.

We could just not use it. Of course, no one's going to do that.

I mean, the possibility is always there! But when has anyone ever been able to not use a social media platform?

Well. The 1600s, for a start.

[Are you sorry you've started a conversation with him yet.]

Oh, you know they would have, though. Forsooth! Upon the tome of faces yonder, I spy a moste appealing image of a feline! Verily, I shall write a play about it.

Then may thine play be successful, lest I feel the desire to click the "dislike" button.

Knave! Scoundrel! How dare you imply that mine play wilt be anything less than Epic Win, as the children declare.

The kids still say that, right?

Which part? "Knave" or "Scoundrel"?

Both, and also 'epic' and 'win'.

I don't know about you, but I hear "SCOUNDREL" yelled frequently. Especially in my class.

Oh, is that a legal term? Like Mea Culpa and In Medias Res and Hakuna Matata and all that?

No, we only yell Hakuna Matata in the Supreme Court. Don't be ridiculous.

My client claims Hakuna Matata, your honor. Don't even worry about it.

That makes sense. Cleared of all charges!

Quiet now. Don't share the secret so readily with everyone here.

In other news, how did the cooking go?

It, uh, well, I ate it.

Points for being edible.

And...?

[lord does he want to even know?]

I ate it, so it was edible! That's the number one criteria for food so the rest is all just details.

My dear, paper is edible. That doesn't mean it makes a meal.

Well, that aside, I learned a lot from it.

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And what did you learn? And how did it taste? Come now, you need to share this experience with me. I'm dying to know.

Well, I only had like three ingredients, it wasn't as hilarious of a disaster as I'm sure you're hoping to hear.

Do I give the impression of being so sadistic that I would wish an atrocious meal on someone? On the contrary, I was hoping that you enjoyed it.

Some parts were mushier than intended, and others not mushy enough, but the taste was fine.

Next time, we will shoot for more than just "fine."

But, overall, I'm glad. Now it's time to think of what you'd wish to prepare next.

Can't I just do that again but better?

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