retrospec | 01; (Yakuza is a serious game about crime)

01; (Yakuza is a serious game about crime)

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo.
10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys,
I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this?
I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager.
Really.

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so like... do you think the past you gave the chicken a job because it was running away from being eaten?

I think so, actually.
It was supposed to be a turkey but I got a live chicken.

[ That actually makes sense in context, I promise. ]

so instead of a chicken, you were gonna hire a turkey for a manager...?

[ Daisuke wonders if this guy's world must be wild enough to do that. ]

but do they have to turn in applications too?? it would be incredible if they could write unless it was

you know

chicken scratch

No, I bowled a turkey.
They were supposed to give me a turkey dinner, but instead they gave me a live chicken.

[ Yeah, somehow that doesn't make any less sense than hiring a turkey. ]

LOL that's a good one :-)
I don't think there was any application, I think I just hired it so it wouldn't get eaten.
Probably?

the world from your memories sounds very... unique...? i definitely havent heard of anything like that before

but it also sounds fun

Yeah, I thought it was normal but I'm starting to think it may have been pretty weird.
But I like most of what I've remembered so far.
The bad doesn't outweigh the good.

thats good to hear

do you remember what its like living there? with chickens to hire it sounds like an interesting place

Nothing too weird besides the chicken thing and that one time I fought some tigers.
Though the part of Japan that I remember has a different name in most places.
Kabukicho is called Kamurocho.
But then again I also have super strength?
So maybe everyone was just really tough.

if fighting tigers was the norm, it sounds like a place full of warriors...

I don't know that that was the norm, but yeah...
The people I knew fought a lot.

even though it was only in your memories

do you think you could actually fight off a tiger right now??

Yeah, I think so.
I saw one in the fog and I did a pretty good job.

would you offer escorting/bodyguard services for the fog stuff thats going around...?

Oh, yeah. I could definitely do that.
Do you need help? Are you being stalked by anything in the fog?

yeah... i try not to go out at night but sometimes things happen and i need to go... and sometimes i see this guy thats stalking(???) me and trying to kill me whenever he sees me with

laser beams

Woah. That's intense.
Are you okay? Staying inside might be your best bet.
I got chased by tigers when I went out...

im fine... i want to stay inside whenever i can

being chased by tigers doesnt sound so great either and i think you would only fight them off if you have no choice...

i didnt think terror was too real in the month of halloween ever

Yeah, I fought them.
This is pretty bad, honestly.
The weird stuff isn't usually this bad.
Even monsters were better than this.

at first i was wondering why monsters are better than this but now that i think about it, at least they were dumb and we could escape easily

its like they upgraded for the thrill of adrenaline junkies in a spooky month

Right, they weren't the stuff of nightmares like these things.
You could stay inside and not have to worry about stuff.
Not even our dreams are safe this month...

ive been having weird dreams lately... that wasnt just me?? sometimes i tag along with someone i dont know...

Yeah, it seems like everyone's been going through that.
I know I have, as well as some people I know.

im hoping its not a big plan to get everybody sleep deprived to let the city descend into chaos

sleep deprived people can get scary...

At least it's only affecting the people who have Retrospec.
We're a pretty small minority, so the city should hopefully be okay.

Even if there's a lot more angry people around this month.

angry people with super powers... can you imagine??

i hope this all passes soon

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Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle
Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.