01; (Yakuza is a serious game about crime)

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

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[judgementkazzy]

No, it was just a really well-trained chicken.

[thesettingsun]

I honestly have no response to that besides 'how would it even manage anything'.

[judgementkazzy]

I don't remember, exactly.
I just know that it had decent profits.
Maybe people felt safe having a chicken looking out for them?

[thesettingsun]

Why would they ever?

[judgementkazzy]

I don't know, I'm just trying to guess.
I thought my world was fairly normal until I remembered this stuff.

[thesettingsun]

I'm sorry. I thought the same about mine until I remembered flying letters in the sky.

[judgementkazzy]

Flying letters in the sky...?

[thesettingsun]

Like this.

[It sure is handy having a castmate who paints his memories...]

[judgementkazzy]

Woah. That is weird.
I haven't remembered anything like that.

[thesettingsun]

I actually think the chicken might be weirder.

[judgementkazzy]

Maybe to you?
Those words look like they're projected onto the sky...
Actually, I guess I could see Retrospec doing something like that.
Maybe the chicken thing is weirder.

[thesettingsun]

There's weird like elves or magic or sky letters would be weird, and then there's managerial chickens, which are on a different axis of weird.

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, I guess it depends on your point of view.
My sense for what's weird has gotten pretty skewed since I got this app.

[thesettingsun]

I remember being freaked out by the shrinking thing and now I'd give practically anything to have that instead of monsters or people in your nightmares.

[judgementkazzy]

I agree. I'd rather worry about getting on the bus and dodging birds than this.
At least the shrinking thing only lasted a few days...

[thesettingsun]

The anomalies last a short time, but the trauma is forever.

[judgementkazzy]

That's for sure.
If only all my memories were as weird as this chicken and dance battling Michael Jackson...

I can't believe this is the second canon I know where the protag dance battles Michael Jackson

[thesettingsun]

You can't just say that and not tell me if you won against MJ.

omg what's the other one

[judgementkazzy]

No way. He kicked my ass.

[ They didn't call him the Disco Prince for nothing. Because they literally call him that in the game, mind you. ]

shin megami tensei ii! he's 'mr. thriller' but. it's obviously him.

[thesettingsun]

At least one thing is still right with the world.

ah yes... in Yakuza he's Miracle Johnson

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, he was on a completely different level.
But he was a good guy. I guess we were friends.

[thesettingsun]

I have newfound respect for past you, since he was friends with Michael Jackson.

Which is good, because I lost some respect for the chicken manager thing.

[judgementkazzy]

Thanks, I guess?
You know I was a criminal too, right?
In the past, anyway.

[ That makes the chicken thing even weirder, honestly. ]

[thesettingsun]

[Well, he likes Chuuya, and Chuuya was in the mafia, so...]

That makes any questions about whether it's legal to employ chickens sort of pointless.

[judgementkazzy]

[ There you go, see, just your friendly neighborhood ex-yakuza. ]

The real estate thing was legit, though.
But I'm not really sure why...
Past-me made a lot of weird decisions.
They weren't always good.