TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[tarotcards]

Can you pull up better sexy strawberry-themed outfits then?

[thesettingsun]

I googled that and 95% of the pictures were 'sexy' versions of a beloved children's cartoon character, so: no. No I can't.

[tarotcards]

... why is the world like this?

[thesettingsun]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[tarotcards]

I am going to make as many sexy strawberry costumes as possible and post pictures online to flood out the bad ones.

[thesettingsun]

I can't even be mad at this anymore. As long as they don't pervert my childhood memories and you aren't sending some random people strawberry pics, go for it.

[tarotcards]

But sending it to random people is inevitable if it's going up on the network.

[thesettingsun]

Don't put it on the network. Get a Twitter for it or something.

[tarotcards]

But I don't have a Twitter and I have a bigger audience here on the network.

[thesettingsun]

Make a Tumblr or something. Keep it off the network, children use this app.

[tarotcards]

There are children on Tumblr as well.

Plus, there's nothing graphic about these costumes.

[thesettingsun]

That second costume doesn't strike you as inappropriate for kids?

[tarotcards]

The second costume is pretty much on the same level as a man's swimsuit.

[thesettingsun]

99% of men's swimsuits are boxers. And I also hate the concept of swimsuit briefs with hideous patterns, it's not just you.

[tarotcards]

Strawberry print isn't that bad of a pattern. It's a cute red colour, not like a barf green colour.

[thesettingsun]

It's TACKY.

[tarotcards]

It's not tacky.

It's the new generation of fashion.

[thesettingsun]

You don't know the first thing about fashion.

[tarotcards]

Your face doesn't know fashion

[thesettingsun]

A 12-year-old like you shouldn't be wearing outfits like that.

[tarotcards]

Why are you trying to hurt my feelings like this? I have done nothing to you.

[thesettingsun]

You posted this abomination, that's one thing.

[tarotcards]

What's the other thing?

[thesettingsun]

You insulted my taste in fashion. That's unacceptable.

[tarotcards]

Have you just considered that you're just behind on the times? You are in the previous generation's fashion and this is the new generation of fashion.