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[puffing]

No way in hell I'm living with you.
Or even spending a single night under the same roof as you.
I'll take the doghouse (ha fucking ha) or sleeping in the car over learning what you do at night other than drinking.

[hjack69]

aw biggs thats vicious
well either way my heart is full and my doors always open
you wiiiiiiiiiill
be loooooooooooved

[ Maroon 5. Yes. ]

[puffing]

I just pictured you singing that and my ears are literally hurting.
Thanks, asshole.

[hjack69]

feel free to pick a different song im familiar with the following:

AC/DC
nirvana
the pixies
metallica
michael jackson (incl the dance moves)
the entire discography of queen
and many more!

also eye of the tiger i feel like i should note that one specifically

and the entire yeezus album

[puffing]

The Pixies.
"Where Is My Mind", if you need me to be particular.

[ ?????

bet you didn't expect him to answer, did ya sucka. ]

[hjack69]

[ ring-a-ding ding. Are you brave enough to pick up this call, Bigby. ]

GOD, 1/2

[puffing]

[ oh HELL no

Bigby is absolutely pushing his phone away and as far as humanly possible. ]

nvm 2/3

[puffing]

[ Jack apparently never gets the memo and the phone continues to ring. and ring. and ring. and ring. ]

3/3

[puffing]

[ with a resounding sigh as if accepting his fate, Bigby picks up the phone abruptly before barking into it. ]

No. Fuck you.

all the terrified icons omfg

[hjack69]

With your feet in the air and your head on the grouuuuuuund--

[ Literally the second Bigby picks up, he starts, so there's at least one solid second of Jack's singing that'll get through. Perfecto. He's even got the actual song sans lyrics going in the background? so much effort went into this.

also he still has The Voice so he's not even super painfully bad. The world is not that kind to Bigby Wolf. ]

i'm going to end this insanity to focus on the other ones

[puffing]

[ that one solid second of Jack's singing is just about all he'll get. right after?

click.

Bigby ain't dealing with dat shit. ]