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jack aka way too many

[puffing]

( original thread )

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No way in hell I'm living with you.
Or even spending a single night under the same roof as you.
I'll take the doghouse (ha fucking ha) or sleeping in the car over learning what you do at night other than drinking.

[hjack69]

aw biggs thats vicious
well either way my heart is full and my doors always open
you wiiiiiiiiiill
be loooooooooooved

[ Maroon 5. Yes. ]

[puffing]

I just pictured you singing that and my ears are literally hurting.
Thanks, asshole.

[hjack69]

feel free to pick a different song im familiar with the following:

AC/DC
nirvana
the pixies
metallica
michael jackson (incl the dance moves)
the entire discography of queen
and many more!

also eye of the tiger i feel like i should note that one specifically

and the entire yeezus album

[puffing]

The Pixies.
"Where Is My Mind", if you need me to be particular.

[ ?????

bet you didn't expect him to answer, did ya sucka. ]

[hjack69]

[ ring-a-ding ding. Are you brave enough to pick up this call, Bigby. ]

GOD, 1/2

[puffing]

[ oh HELL no

Bigby is absolutely pushing his phone away and as far as humanly possible. ]

nvm 2/3

[puffing]

[ Jack apparently never gets the memo and the phone continues to ring. and ring. and ring. and ring. ]

3/3

[puffing]

[ with a resounding sigh as if accepting his fate, Bigby picks up the phone abruptly before barking into it. ]

No. Fuck you.

all the terrified icons omfg

[hjack69]

With your feet in the air and your head on the grouuuuuuund--

[ Literally the second Bigby picks up, he starts, so there's at least one solid second of Jack's singing that'll get through. Perfecto. He's even got the actual song sans lyrics going in the background? so much effort went into this.

also he still has The Voice so he's not even super painfully bad. The world is not that kind to Bigby Wolf. ]

i'm going to end this insanity to focus on the other ones

[puffing]

[ that one solid second of Jack's singing is just about all he'll get. right after?

click.

Bigby ain't dealing with dat shit. ]

[puffing]

Can you stop texting me under so many different chains?
I have an easier time going through the files at the station, and that fucking says something.

[hjack69]

the real question
why are you still texting back

[puffing]

Talking to you still somehow beats doing paperwork.
Don't worry, it's by a very thin margin.

[puffing]

So you "encourage" heckling but there's apparently consequences?
That's... not how encouragement is supposed to work.
Jack Dawes ain't no tramp, but it sure as hell sounds like he is some kind of tyrant.

[ TRIGGERED!!! ]

[hjack69]

i can live w that
seriously tho cmon im not THAT bad its not like i kick em out or anything
they just need to be ready for a little extra attention is all
hey if someones got the cojones to call me out im more than happy to give em an opportunity to run the class themselves for a day

[puffing]

I'd say you do something right to have Jade believing you're a half-decent teacher, but she refuses to think anyone is inherently shitty.
With her opinion out the window, it leaves me nothing but my experience with you.
Guess what impression I'm left with.

[ Bigby's honestly got no beef with the guy other than that one time he ruined his shoes and the ends of his pants with projectile vomit. that's apparently enough to make him keep on Jack, though. ]

Cojones?
It would sooner be a woman putting you in your place long before a guy does.

[hjack69]

oh believe me women put me in my place all the time

[ wink wonk. ]

2/2 surprise combo!!

[hjack69]

you get what im saying right
ya know what im talking about









im talking about sex

[puffing]

jesus fucking christ

[ nope. just setting the phone down and going back to work. this is what gets him in trouble with Liz for sure. ]

[hjack69]

[ #WINNING ]