[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

that would take way too long. plus, if it’s on video, i can save it and rewatch it.

then it’d be easier for me to memorize the way your muscles tense up and the dip of your navel.

[ YIELD. ]

[youraffection]

[ LOOK.

HE KNOWS YU IS ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE LOOKING WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON. ]

plz he already feels like he has 2 win this contest

[youraffection]

i dont even know how to respond 2 that
im so tired

[covenantal]

[ fuck.

a critical hit. one more blow and he's done for... but he's not out of tricks just yet. ]

I know you're eager, but I couldn't deprive you of the chance to memorize my every tremble with your fingers on my skin.

[maskreant]

why is this a contest again?

i’m pretty sure his s/o probably doesn’t want him in a banana costume.

i'm leaving forever

[alitaba]

i guess this means yu gotta

[covenantal]

Would a pinky promise suffice instead?

[twostringsonebow]

He's shameless. How is it you two are related, honestly.

[twostringsonebow]

[For some reason, Akira likes him.]

You can't let the straight laced detective best you, can you?

[maskreant]

deprive me. lead me on. make me beg for just one touch.

turn on your camera.

[twostringsonebow]

[the softest most empathetic fuck for yu]

Heel.

[covenantal]

[ defeat. ]

I can't believe this.

You'll pay for this, Kurusu.

[youraffection]

i dont know
i dont understand anything anymore

[ What's your angle, here. ]

no
probably not
bc its the exact opposite of sexy

[covenantal]

[ HE'S SUFFERING SO MUCH ]

Thank you.

[twostringsonebow]

I can't say it'll work, as he is quite... rebellious at times, but I will do my best to ensure some level of control.

[his boyfriend is hot help,]

[youraffection]

[ Well, Akira's a little confusing too, to be honest. ]

fucking a
FINE
OK
APPARENTLY NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE

[youraffection]

ok
ill take that

[maskreant]

it’s silly, right? it suits him in that case.

also, i made him stop.

[youraffection]

no
no u didnt
goro did

[ Akira. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[And for some reason, Goro finds this undeniably charming!]

:)

[maskreant]

i’m not a thirsty hellhound, Goro.

[maskreant]

winnnnerrrrrr!

good try. are you okay though?

[twostringsonebow]

We'll see how long your denial lasts.

[kind of wanna see how long akira'll last without physical affection]

[maskreant]

correction: Goro stopped me.

[maskreant]

why do i have a bad feeling about this?