[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[notyourutopian]

The first one is more vulgar than sexy.
And by that I mean it's entirely vulgar.

[gunsandveggies]

[She's just gonna

put down a link

no other words]

[burningblossoms]

And I thought you were the sane one.

[penalizing]

i think you have to go with option 1 in this case
you don't have the boobs to pull off option 2

[lecturehall]

If you're going to wear such a ridiculous thing at least find a costume that takes advantage of the fruit. A banana costume should incorporate removing the peel to get at the prize.

[missingache]

[WHAT EVEN]

Strawberries are cuter than bananas, but if I had to pick, I'd say two.

[windeity]

i have heard the word "sexy" in conjunction with fruit way too many times in the last 24 hours.
what's your excuse?

[justchords]

i heavily regret opening either of those images

also one is just plain creepy why is that an option for "sexy banana"

[cornets]

[why]

Option one is not sexy at all!!