[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[tarotcards]

This is where you already fail.

You're not willing to commission a truly great sexy banana costume.

[covenantal]

How does one define a "truly great" sexy banana costume?

[tarotcards]

When Yosuke appreciates it

[robitussin]

okay so we've never spoken before but like

a formal request: please do not do this

[promisedyou]

Aren't you a little late for costumes?

[covenantal]

I'm sorry, but I have to. I can't let Souji win.

[covenantal]

If this was for Halloween, sure.

[covenantal]

[ ... does he reply to this the way he wants to or does he reply to this in a way that obfuscates their relationship

will yosuke freak out if he does not do the second thing?

he is thinking about this much harder than it probably deserves to be thought about. ]

The answer to that would probably be no banana costume.

[compendiem]

Two.

[robitussin]

don't involve innocent bystanders in your warfare

[tarotcards]

Because he wants the banana costume for himself, that's why

[covenantal]

I'm only finishing what he started.

[covenantal]

Finally, a serious answer. Thanks.

[covenantal]

To burn it, probably.

[compendiem]

Of course. It was a very important and very serious inquiry.

[parodeity]

obviously you should splice them together

[promisedyou]

Well, okay. I'm going to say the second one, by the way.

[covenantal]

... top of the dress with the bottom of the banana, or top of the banana with the bottom of the dress?

[covenantal]

I have another very important and very serious inquiry for you, then.

Strawberries or bananas?

[parodeity]

tbh that would be a much better poll
and it depends on the seduction target probably

[complementing]

you and Souji-kun are going to match even with couples things?

true brotherhood right there

[covenantal]

Noted. Thanks for voting.

Private

[redarm]

okay i understood the strawberry but
why the fuck are you doing this to yosuke

[WHAT DID YOSUKE DO TO DESERVE THIS]

[covenantal]

No no, not match.

I'm trying to win.

[compendiem]

Bananas.