[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[vitis]

has no one got any sense of humor round here

[ ... alternatively, they do, it's just. you know. horrifying ]

[covenantal]

You might want to stay off the network for a few days... until it's safe.

[covenantal]

Well, that's a good start. Is cooking something you like doing?

[covenantal]

Apparently not. It's a shame. At least somebody appreciates it.

why are they like this

[alitaba]

[ it sure is one to consider ]

would anyone even notice a change in shoe though


[ would anyone's eyes survive by then ]

tru.

[covenantal]

I'll have to be careful. Looking like that, I'd be so cute I'd be worried about random strangers wanting to take me away.

WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING TO PICK ICONS

[covenantal]

Point. I'll have to just commit and hope I don't die.

[compendiem]

Used to. Don't really think about it now, though. I cook to eat. That's it.

[vitis]

you're welcome!
and i'm sure whoever you're wearing it for will feel real lucky

[adoringpast]

don't think your kaomojs would work on me 🙄
what are you two planning this time

[elevelvetor]

thank you.
i like to think my upbringing prepares me for such important and serious queries from my compatriots.
or most of them, at least
i could not locate a classy strawberry for your brother

though

now that i think of it
perhaps he could simply buy a fake curly mustache and perhaps a monocle?

[maskreant]

you signed yourself up for it, Yu. actions = consequences.

i think the easy way out is ruining his costume. you would win by default.

[redarm]

i dont think safe exists anymore
not after this.

[commandertoolbelt]

now that's more like it

[ he's not going to ask-- ]

okay i'll bite
why would you die

SHUSH

[unenvied]

Theoretically, you could wear a great deal of things. That doesn't mean they should all be worn.

[heiroglyphs]

I mean
Is it?
Like when searching for "sexy banana" costumes, how are you supposed to know what part of the banana is sexy?
It's a piece of fruit.

[robitussin]

thanks for not letting my suffering go on in vain

[sunnyspot]

Not to be rude, but for your own sake, please look for another option. Seriously. I'm begging you.

[hauhra]

The next time you want us to click a link like that, try not telling us what the content is first.

[ Go on. Pull a Rickroll. Deceive the unsuspecting users of Retrospec. ]

Go with another option altogether.

[youraffection]

DUDE

[ JUST.

WHY. ]

[youraffection]

i cant believe
but i know i should
i just dont want 2

[twostringsonebow]

No, but your good looks are.

[smooth.]

[twostringsonebow]

Please ignore him.

[youraffection]

YU MIGHT ACTUALLY TAKE HIM SRSLY

[wantnotneed]

Maybe I'd take you?
Just kidding!
If anything else, the one you want to appease might be enraptured by how soft you are.