[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

i need to go ritualistically burn my laptop, excuse me

[covenantal]

...

screams

[commandertoolbelt]

see
sexy turkey is obviously the superior choice

i regret this post so much

[covenantal]

You don't think it's too much?

[commandertoolbelt]

if you have to ask then i doubt your dedication to the cause

WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING TO PICK ICONS

[covenantal]

Point. I'll have to just commit and hope I don't die.

[commandertoolbelt]

now that's more like it

[ he's not going to ask-- ]

okay i'll bite
why would you die

[covenantal]

The person I'd surprise with this...

... would probably just kill me.

[commandertoolbelt]

could be it’s a risk you’ll have to take
at least the turkey’s seasonal
or maybe a sexy pumpkin would work

[covenantal]

[commandertoolbelt]

it’s perfect

[covenantal]

I can only aspire to such greatness. That is, I don't know where I'd get all those pumpkins.

[commandertoolbelt]

if we have chocobo farms in the city there’s got to be a pumpkin patch somewhere