[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[elevelvetor]

[ ...she feels like she's seeing doub oh wait this is yu. she. sort of feels bad about responding to his and not souji's but surely no one will notice!!

and, more to the point, she has a good third option for yu. she didn't really have one for souji. ]

another option.
specifically, this.
it's far classier.

[covenantal]

That is really classy. You have excellent taste, as always. ヽ(　･∀･)ﾉ

[elevelvetor]

thank you.
i like to think my upbringing prepares me for such important and serious queries from my compatriots.
or most of them, at least
i could not locate a classy strawberry for your brother

though

now that i think of it
perhaps he could simply buy a fake curly mustache and perhaps a monocle?

[covenantal]

And a good cane. No gentleman can go without a good, solid cane.

We'll look so classy, people will forget we're dressed up as fruit.

[elevelvetor]

a wonderful happenstance
unless, of course...
you don't wish for people to forget you're dressed as fruit.

[covenantal]

I suppose I could put extra emphasis on the fruit factor... somehow.

[elevelvetor]

[ hm. ]

carry a basket of bananas and offer them with a line like, "please adopt the less fortunate of my bunch"

[covenantal]

Amazing. A gentleman who cares for the less fortunate... I'll capture hearts.

[elevelvetor]

you'll inspire many others to do the same as well.
a banana revolution will then be upon us, and offering such things to strangers will become commonplace
nay, it will become encouraged in day-to-day life!
be a revolutionary, Yu.
bring us to a brighter day.