[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[vitis]

you're welcome!
and i'm sure whoever you're wearing it for will feel real lucky

[covenantal]

Ah, well, I might die, actually. But, it will have been worth it.

[vitis]

really?

[ that sounds extremely kinky !! he doesn't know if he should ask, so he won't. ]

well, you'll also be a lil memorable to the coroner in an outfit like that, at least

[covenantal]

Yeah. It's possible my best friend is going to kill me for wearing either of those. But it's a risk I have to take.

That's true. They'll have a great story to pass down through their family, at least. (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[vitis]

[ ??? ]

all this trouble to embarrass a best friend?

[covenantal]

No, I'm trying to beat Souji at having the best sexy fruit costume. But, my best friend is likely to kill me regardless of which costume I pick.

[vitis]

ah, well. in that case
we didn't know each other too well, but it was nice knowing you. you seemed like a decent guy