[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[wantnotneed]

Maybe I'd take you?
Just kidding!
If anything else, the one you want to appease might be enraptured by how soft you are.

[covenantal]

Uwah... so forward. (//∇//)

Somehow I don't think it would work... this person has never been too enamored of my cat problem.

[wantnotneed]

It's a problem?
Cats can be cute and that costume would rank really high on it being cute though!
Don't tell me... he's possibly dense?!
No way!

[covenantal]

[ I never said "he," he thinks, but then again, this is probably still safe enough. There's no mention of Yosuke here. The only people to guess who he means will be the people who already know, more likely than not. ]

I believe it's more of a dog preference, on their part.

Maybe I should have gone for sexy dog?

[wantnotneed]

[ Good thing Yu has nothing to worry about, because Manon just assumes every guy she happens to meet just... dates other guys. It's basically Nobody Is Straight: the assumption. Yu doesn't seem put off by it either, so at the very least she's spared a violent denial.

... At this point, it's rather just sad (lol) ]

I feel like going as a dog would need some more things to go along with that, like BDSM.
Ordering that person to do everything sounds kinda hot.
But to add to the effect, it needs to be a really sexy dog costume.

[covenantal]

[ honestly, she's not wrong. everyone's gay here.

also what the hell that is way to kinky for his ultra virginal blood, help ]

... suddenly I'm not so sure about this idea...

[wantnotneed]

Go big or go home!
Now, be honest here.
Are you planning to wear this for fun or are you actually trying to seduce somebody with it?

[covenantal]

The first one, honestly. I don't expect to be able to seduce anyone in a banana costume...

[ much less the only person he'd want to seduce. ]

[wantnotneed]

Well, I mean I'm sure you could if you really tried.
Giving people a very confused reaction with themselves, I'm sure.