[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[covenantal]

That's not fruit.

p(´⌒｀｡q)

[youraffection]

so what?
he didnt say it had 2 b fruit

[twostringsonebow]

He's right. I never specified.

[covenantal]

Tsk. I expected better.

This is a sexy fruit contest, after all.

[youraffection]

there is nothing sexy about any of this!

[covenantal]

There is if you just believe, Yosuke.

[youraffection]

y r u doing this 2 me

[covenantal]

I'm not doing it to you.

I'm doing it to Souji.

[youraffection]

no
souji likes this kind of thing

[covenantal]

True. But he's still my intended target.

[twostringsonebow]

This only proves that he has no sense of creativity when it comes to costumes.

[covenantal]

To his credit, he did manage to find something you won't wear.

[twostringsonebow]

He did, and for that I commend him greatly.
It's rather impossible to find something I won't try once.

[covenantal]

It is pretty hideous. I understand your refusal. I'd say no, too. We all have our limits.

Souji would do it, though.

[twostringsonebow]

He's shameless. How is it you two are related, honestly.

[covenantal]

I'm not sure. Maybe it was just luck that he was born without the ability to feel shame?

[twostringsonebow]

How unequal... Then there must be something you were born with that he lacks entirely.
Does anything come to mind?

[maskreant]

moe appeal.

[twostringsonebow]

Oh, he does certainly have that in spades.

[covenantal]

What? No I don't.



[ yes he does. ]

[maskreant]

don’t try to fight it. i’ve seen it plenty enough.

[covenantal]

...

I don't have to sit here and take this.

[ he knows the truth when he sees it and he HATES it ]

[maskreant]

[ He kind of feels guilty? Stop... ]

hey. you’ve seen something similar from me.

you’re not alone? i guess.

[covenantal]

[ aKIRA IT'S FINE

but, still. aw. ]

True. At least we're in this together.

Though, will Akechi ever let you live down a public admission of being moe?

[maskreant]

[ He has bullied you for too long, Yu. ]

yeah, i got your back.

it’s not like he’s ever seen it. it might as well be a myth.