[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[covenantal]

No. Sexiest costume.

You don't think bananas are sexy?

[youraffection]

ok none of those r sexy
ur actual halloween costume wouldve been better if u were being srs
no bananas rnt sexy

[ Ignoring the obvious phallic implications. ]

[covenantal]

What is the sexiest fruit, then?

[youraffection]

im not answering that bc ur gonna try 2 dress up like it

[covenantal]

Consider that if you don't answer I'll just have to keep guessing.

[youraffection]

omfg
ok
cherries

[covenantal]

... really? Why?

[youraffection]

isnt that like the default sexy fruit?
theyre red and sweet and ppl always put them on desserts
idk
and the tongue trick?
its not sup hard if u practice

[covenantal]

... are you saying you can do the stem tying trick with your tongue?

[ because




that would explain a lot. ]

[youraffection]

yea
like i said
practice?? haha

[ Look he wanted to try and learn a party trick to make people go WOW HE'S SO COOL WHAT A SUPER SEXY THING TO DO.

AKA he read a wiki and bought so many cherries his mom got concerned but, you know. Now he can. ]

[covenantal]

[ ah.






sorry he's not replying because he's busy mcfucking dying thinking about the implications here ]

[maskreant]

what

IS HE COOL YET

[youraffection]

what

YEAH

[maskreant]

you’re really skilled.

i’m impressed.

[ MOSTLY CONFUSED AF. ]

[youraffection]

ive got a lot of tricks up my sleeve!

[ Or in his mouth?? IDEK. ]

[maskreant]

[ Yosuke... Akira does think that direction, unfortunately. ]

you’re probably good at French kissing, right?

[covenantal]

[ he knows you're doing this on purpose.

you'll pay, kurusu. ]

[youraffection]

what

[ To be fair that's pretty much the implication he would be going for. If this entire post wasn't a dumpster fire. ]

i mean obvs yea

[twostringsonebow]

Oh, you too?
It's a pretty fun trick, isn't it? I tend to do it idly these days though.

[covenantal]

[ "YOU TOO"






he needs to put his phone down for a while. ]

[youraffection]

what??
gdammit
ofc u can

[twostringsonebow]

... What do you mean, of course I can.
Should I feel insulted?

[youraffection]

no
its just like ur always 1 upping me
like who is gonna care i can do it if u can

[covenantal]

[ HE









CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS IN PUBLIC. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[... He is getting the distinct feeling of his childhood again, one upping others and gaining their ire. Breathe. It's... not like then.]

Oh.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize you felt that way.
And I'm sure whoever decides kissing you is a good use of their time cares that you can do that over me, honestly. I don't even know if it makes any difference anyway...
I just find it fun to do.