[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

Oh, you too?
It's a pretty fun trick, isn't it? I tend to do it idly these days though.

[covenantal]

[ "YOU TOO"






he needs to put his phone down for a while. ]

[youraffection]

what??
gdammit
ofc u can

[twostringsonebow]

... What do you mean, of course I can.
Should I feel insulted?

[youraffection]

no
its just like ur always 1 upping me
like who is gonna care i can do it if u can

[covenantal]

[ HE









CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS IN PUBLIC. ]

[maskreant]

[ why are you freaking out?? calm the fuck down.

Akira is just popcorning all of this. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[... He is getting the distinct feeling of his childhood again, one upping others and gaining their ire. Breathe. It's... not like then.]

Oh.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize you felt that way.
And I'm sure whoever decides kissing you is a good use of their time cares that you can do that over me, honestly. I don't even know if it makes any difference anyway...
I just find it fun to do.

[youraffection]

[ This is what Yosuke is great at, casually making remarks that can actually be hurtful. WELCOME, GORO. ]

idk but its like supposed 2 b cool right?
something not everyone can do!
but considering theres a wiki on how to its prob a lot more common
ah well
its not like ive actually gotten 2 use it at a party or something

[ Just on Yu. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[Have u tried Not, Yosuke???]

Nor have I, actually.
I think the only time I've used it was for a shoot once upon a time..?
And if there's a wiki on how then it's the opposite, a lot of people still lack the
um
dexterity and patience needed to master it.
So you're still quite one of a kind, Hanamura.

[youraffection]

[ ...That suggestion makes no sense. ]

that almost sounds like a compliment and tbh im not sure how 2 take that from u

[ Goro?? You confuse him so much. ]

[twostringsonebow]

At face value, thank you.

[HE'S... A SIMPLE BOY, SOMETIMES.]

[youraffection]

[ SUSPICIOUS?? ??? ????? At least Akira is a weird he gets. Sort of. ]

...
ok
well
thx then

[ At least he sees no reason to be a total dick about it. ]