[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

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IS HE COOL YET

[youraffection]

what

YEAH

[maskreant]

you’re really skilled.

i’m impressed.

[ MOSTLY CONFUSED AF. ]

[youraffection]

ive got a lot of tricks up my sleeve!

[ Or in his mouth?? IDEK. ]

[maskreant]

[ Yosuke... Akira does think that direction, unfortunately. ]

you’re probably good at French kissing, right?

[covenantal]

[ he knows you're doing this on purpose.

you'll pay, kurusu. ]

[youraffection]

what

[ To be fair that's pretty much the implication he would be going for. If this entire post wasn't a dumpster fire. ]

i mean obvs yea

[maskreant]

what's it like?

[ HERE WE GO ]

[youraffection]

[ WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT. ]

uh????
wait
r u saying u never have

[maskreant]

i actually haven’t. before, i wasn’t interested in any human interaction, let alone something like that.

so... Goro is my first relationship and i can say i’ve finally made real friends this year. (˵•̀﹏•́˵)

[ Silver has been his guidance spirit for a while, but it took him forever to consider him a friend. ]

[youraffection]

srsly?
no way
thats so crazy
i figured ud dated hella b4

[ Real friends?? That's cute. Unlike Yosuke who considers you a friend as soon as you're nice to him. ]

ok well u should try it bc its p awesome

[ You're welcome, Goro? ]

[maskreant]

do i really seem like the type of have a history...?

[ IS THIS A GOOD OF A BAD THING ]

[youraffection]

yea?
i mean ur a nice and good looking guy
y wouldnt u?

[ How can he possibly have more dating experience than most of his friends at this point. ]

[maskreant]

i should take it as a compliment, but it's just

i don't know...

i guess i'm a little bit embarrassed.

thanks?

[youraffection]

i mean it is! i guess
like its not a bad thing so
yea