[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[penalizing]

i think you have to go with option 1 in this case
you don't have the boobs to pull off option 2

[covenantal]

Anyone can look great in a dress if they have the right attitude.

[penalizing]

i'm sure you'd have plenty of attitude!!!
i just think it might fall off entirely

[covenantal]

That's what dress tape is for.

[penalizing]

you're really determined to wear #2, huh....
well, if that's what your heart desires, don't let me stop you!!

[covenantal]

Well... I'll die either way, so it's more like it doesn't matter too much which one I pick.

[penalizing]

???
why are you dying???
it's just a costume...

[covenantal]

My best friend will kill me.

[penalizing]

but why????