[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

i missed natalie so much

[covenantal]

It's no problem. We're identical, so sometimes people mix us up.

Speaking of Souji... you might see another sexy fruit post on the network before the end of all this.

good because you're stuck tagging with me forever again

[robitussin]

so both of you are this way, basically

what fruit

[covenantal]

... yeah, pretty much.

I have no idea. I guess whatever he considers sexier than bananas...

[robitussin]

on the bright side

maybe i'll have something to write my psychology paper about

[covenantal]

... please don't write your psychology paper about our sexy fruit costume battle.

[robitussin]

look there has to be some freudian subtext here it would be an excellent topic

but fine i'll be ethical

[covenantal]

You could always write your paper about sexy fruit costumes in general.

After all, we didn't invent the concept. We just took advantage of it. But who decided to make fruit sexy in the first place?

[robitussin]

that's true

this calls for some investigative journalism