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[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

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[admiringly]

[ two she could ignore. three is a breaking point. ]

IS NOTHING SAFE ANYMORE

[tarotcards]

NO

NOT UNTIL YOU VOTE

[thesettingsun]

Please stop this.

[fabrefactions]

[he's not touching what that other costume related post dissolved into, but he has a very important question to ask

brace yourself]

... Why, though?

[admiringly]

if i vote will you continue to make more costume polls
if i don't vote will you continue to make more polls

[tarotcards]

The challenge has begun. We cannot stop until there's one clear winner at the end.

[tarotcards]

Why not?

[tarotcards]

yes

[fabrefactions]

Of all the fruit you could wear as a costume, grapes would not only be one of the trickier options, but also one that lends itself more to comedy than allure.

[tarotcards]

Then you clearly have never pictured me in a sexy grape costume.

I'll take photos so you can be blown away.

[admiringly]

is that a yes to both









[ but because she's a good girl ]

2

[fabrefactions]

You are right. I have not.

Please do, I am curious as it whether this will be an aesthetic disaster or masterpiece.

[Set that bar high, Souji.]

[tarotcards]

Thank you for your vote.

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[covenantal]

This means war, brother.

[thesettingsun]

It doesn't have to be this way. You can be the bigger man.

[covenantal]

You could simply declare me the winner and settle it that way.

[tarotcards]

I'm a little insulted that you could even think that disaster is a possibility with my body.

[covenantal]

He started it. I merely responded. And now he's escalated, the villain.

[admiringly]

[ she knows he's joking but ]

whyyyy
I WANT TO LOOK AT FRUIT THE SAME WAY
PLEASE BE [ sexy ] SOME OTHER WAY

[elevelvetor]

[ why are there three posts about this. at least... this is one she knows how to give a third option on........ thanks souji... ]

a better idea:
simply cover yourself in real grapes.

[tarotcards]

This isn't a war.

This is eradication.

[admiringly]

fruits will never be the same because of this villainy
how can i live on??

[fabrefactions]

Even a body sculptured to the Classical Ideal itself would have trouble looking good in those costume examples.

[tarotcards]

No.

I'm moving onto vegetables next.

[tarotcards]

There is no such thing as the bigger man in war.