tarotcards: (souji6)
souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-11-04 11:17 am

TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.


[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]
admiringly: (158)

[personal profile] admiringly 2017-11-04 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ two she could ignore. three is a breaking point. ]

IS NOTHING SAFE ANYMORE
thesettingsun: upset mad (I'm nobody at all)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-11-04 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Please stop this.
fabrefactions: (63)

[personal profile] fabrefactions 2017-11-04 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's not touching what that other costume related post dissolved into, but he has a very important question to ask

brace yourself]


... Why, though?

covenantal: (110.)

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-11-04 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This means war, brother.
elevelvetor: (63. king of cups)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-11-04 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ why are there three posts about this. at least... this is one she knows how to give a third option on........ thanks souji... ]

a better idea:
simply cover yourself in real grapes.
twostringsonebow: (19 i'm a shape shifter)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2017-11-04 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Your brother had better taste, he called the first option "too beautiful".

That said: I have a way to cease this debate all together.

Just wear them all.


[SOLUTION.]

[personal profile] promisedyou 2017-11-04 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously? Also one, by the way.
redarm: (redallenscar032)

[personal profile] redarm 2017-11-04 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.

i knew this would happen!!
youraffection: (game007)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-11-04 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
stop
plz
just stop
we dont deserve this
there r good ppl here
wantnotneed: (pic#10624535)

[personal profile] wantnotneed 2017-11-04 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, but real talk for a sec.
Are you going to wear this to show off to your friends or are you actually going to have sex while wearing one?
I'll vote after I get a yes/no answer from you for the latter.
Edited 2017-11-04 17:03 (UTC)
chaoticwhimsy: (Oh so coy.)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2017-11-04 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
The first one
I mean
Duh.
unenvied: (misc ♔ ix.)

[personal profile] unenvied 2017-11-04 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[FOR A MOMENT HE WONDERED IF HE WAS SUFFERING FROM DEJA VU]

How many of these exist...!?
adoringpast: (baby there's no other superstar)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2017-11-04 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
ah
i get it now
i finally understand everything, souji
falsepretentious: (mad)

[personal profile] falsepretentious 2017-11-04 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Allow me to bring this ridiculous debate to a swift and decisive end.

The only true answer is no answer at all. The images of fruit and of any other foods in general are already perfect as they are in their original forms. Combining them with the human form destroys the value of those pure images! Cease and desist at once.
penalizing: (confused ★ bridge)

[personal profile] penalizing 2017-11-04 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
WAIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE A SEXY STRAWBERRY
i'm so confused
but of those two only the first is really sexy???
the second one just looks ugly....
parodeity: (NO 🎧 that sounds dumb)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-11-05 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
why do you guys keep ignoring the most superior fruit option
justchords: (SANTA'S GOIN NUTS)

[personal profile] justchords 2017-11-05 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
why are sexy fruit costumes popping up out of nowhere now

what is this
browbeater: Because I hate them for not asking me if I wanted starbucks. (Who ordered the pumpkin spice latte?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-11-06 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
i respectfully held my opinion on the strawberry post

and i'm trying to understand

but what the hell, souji.
cornets: (grocery store cake)

[personal profile] cornets 2017-11-07 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[If a deep sigh and resignation could be conveyed over text, there would be one here]

Go with option one....