TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[admiringly]

[ two she could ignore. three is a breaking point. ]

IS NOTHING SAFE ANYMORE

[tarotcards]

NO

NOT UNTIL YOU VOTE

[covenantal]

He started it. I merely responded. And now he's escalated, the villain.

[thesettingsun]

Please stop this.

[tarotcards]

The challenge has begun. We cannot stop until there's one clear winner at the end.

[fabrefactions]

[he's not touching what that other costume related post dissolved into, but he has a very important question to ask

brace yourself]

... Why, though?

[tarotcards]

Why not?

[covenantal]

This means war, brother.

[tarotcards]

This isn't a war.

This is eradication.

[elevelvetor]

[ why are there three posts about this. at least... this is one she knows how to give a third option on........ thanks souji... ]

a better idea:
simply cover yourself in real grapes.

[tarotcards]

So they could eat the grapes right off my body.

That's a great grape idea.

[twostringsonebow]

Your brother had better taste, he called the first option "too beautiful".

That said: I have a way to cease this debate all together.

Just wear them all.

[SOLUTION.]

[fabrefactions]

[why]

[promisedyou]

Seriously? Also one, by the way.

[tarotcards]

Seriously.

[redarm]

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.

i knew this would happen!!

[covenantal]

I tried to warn you.

[youraffection]

stop
plz
just stop
we dont deserve this
there r good ppl here

[fabrefactions]

You are not interested in what grape-related designs could come out of this discussion?

Fruit as fashion inspiration could be refreshing.

[wantnotneed]

Okay, but real talk for a sec.
Are you going to wear this to show off to your friends or are you actually going to have sex while wearing one?
I'll vote after I get a yes/no answer from you for the latter.

[tarotcards]

I'll answer after I get a vote

[chaoticwhimsy]

The first one
I mean
Duh.

[tarotcards]

It really is clear winner, isn't it? I don't even know why I linked the second.

[unenvied]

[FOR A MOMENT HE WONDERED IF HE WAS SUFFERING FROM DEJA VU]

How many of these exist...!?

[tarotcards]

Thousands upon thousands.

They go on for eternity.

[adoringpast]

ah
i get it now
i finally understand everything, souji

[tarotcards]

Explain

[falsepretentious]

Allow me to bring this ridiculous debate to a swift and decisive end.

The only true answer is no answer at all. The images of fruit and of any other foods in general are already perfect as they are in their original forms. Combining them with the human form destroys the value of those pure images! Cease and desist at once.

[tarotcards]

But I can't turn myself into an actual grape. This is the closest I can get to being a fruit.

[penalizing]

WAIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE A SEXY STRAWBERRY
i'm so confused
but of those two only the first is really sexy???
the second one just looks ugly....

[tarotcards]

I can be both, Kotone. I have the body to pull it off.

[parodeity]

why do you guys keep ignoring the most superior fruit option

[tarotcards]

How's this?

[justchords]

why are sexy fruit costumes popping up out of nowhere now

what is this

[tarotcards]

It's time for the uprising of the sexy fruit costumes.

Prepare yourself.

[browbeater]

i respectfully held my opinion on the strawberry post

and i'm trying to understand

but what the hell, souji.

[tarotcards]

It's Yu's fault.

[cornets]

[If a deep sigh and resignation could be conveyed over text, there would be one here]

Go with option one....

[tarotcards]

[ he can hear the sigh ]

Option one really does look better in every way, doesn't it?