TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[elevelvetor]

[ AKECHI!!! ]

your praise is too much and too kind, Akechi.
it's merely a suggestion...
and an excuse to show off Ms. Carmen Miranda's excellent talents, of course.

[twostringsonebow]

And what a talent she is!
I think I could listen to this all day.
Miss Velveteen, do you want to watch musicals together?

[elevelvetor]

i'm always in the mood to watch musicals, so of course.
i didn't think you'd be interested however.

[twostringsonebow]

What ever made you assume I wouldn't?

[elevelvetor]

[ just because you're gay doesn't mean you like musicals!! ]

you seem like you'd prefer something with a little more action or adventure, i suppose.

[twostringsonebow]

[thank you for not generalizing the reason]

There's plenty of action and adventure in musicals, depending on the sort you watch. But I simply think the songs are catchy, that's all.

[He wants to add more to his playlist for when he's doing things.]

[elevelvetor]

ah, to be a simple casual lover of musicals...
well, i won't disparage you. they are rather catchy, after all.
let's have a musical marathon when you're free.