TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[redarm]

cool
ill figure out some place with no fruit on the menu
to prevent flashbacks.

[youraffection]

lmao...
no its cool
actual fruit is fine
its this thats 2 much

[redarm]

oh okay.
waffles then?

[Why be concerned about retropec's building disappearing when there's WAFFLES]

[youraffection]

thats oddly specific
but sure waffles
sounds good

[redarm]

a new waffle place opened up i wanna try.
also big bang burger asked me not to come back for another week.

[youraffection]

uhhhhhhh
do i wanna ask y??

[redarm]

i ate all their challenge burgers.
they need to readjust their inventory.

[youraffection]

holy shit dude
how r u still hungry??

[redarm]

well i didnt eat them today.

[That's what he means right]

[youraffection]

ur totally missing the point here

[redarm]

im a growing boy?

[youraffection]

how many waffles r u going 2 eat

[redarm]

...2 dozen?

[youraffection]

i am v glad ur paying rn

[redarm]

yeah no shit.
hope they give bulk discounts.

[youraffection]

or u could just get like 2

[redarm]

no??

[youraffection]

ok ok
its ur money!

[redarm]

yeah, it is.

[reading the other comments.......]





sexy apple? [ w h y yosuke ]

[youraffection]

i dont know what else 2 do

[ This is a broken man. ]

[redarm]

you poor fucking man.

[There there.
There there.]

[youraffection]

no 1 deserves this

[redarm]

ill look to see if the un considers this a crime against humanity

[youraffection]

if it doesnt then there is no hope

[redarm]

dont lose faith yet.
theres still a chance.