TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

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Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

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Most people would wear a smart suit.

[tarotcards]

Why not both? I can wear an open tux with my grape two-piece.

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Or just a suit with the grape-top underneath the jacket.

[if you MUST.]

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Or maybe a suit with the grape two-piece over it

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Is the equivalent of superheroes with underwear over their pants? Only... with grapes?

[and no superheroes, just a bad taste in fashion.]

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Yes.

I could be Grape Man, stopping crime with one fruit at a time and wrapping criminals up in grape vines.

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There's already a supervillain who can use vines to fight with. Please try again.

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Yeah but she doesn't look as hot as me. I'm replacing her.

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You lack the striking complimentary colour palette she has.
You would have to make sure the violet and green of the costume are especially vibrant to make it a fair exchange.

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Why are you so against me being successful, Yusuke? This is very discouraging.

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I am offering you advice on how to stand out and improve your alter-ego's aesthetic.

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Yet always shutting me down and not once complimenting me.

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I am not sure I can, in good faith, compliment somebody's choice to be a superhero in a sexy grape costume.

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[gunsandveggies]

[that's her boy]

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[(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧]

[tarotcards]

Then what sexy fruit costume would you suggest instead?

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I would suggest that fruit perhaps shouldn't be sexy at all?