TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[tarotcards]

Right?

I'm willing to take a couple hundred pictures of myself in sexy fruit costumes and then spam the internet with it until we even the numbers.

[parodeity]

ok but wouldnt you be willing to do that anyway

[tarotcards]

Yeah, pretty much.

I'm glad you know me so well.

[parodeity]

do i get a prize

[tarotcards]

Yes.

Do you prefer homemade apple pie or apple muffins?

[parodeity]

oh my god
its sophies choice

[tarotcards]

Choose wisely, Dave. Your entire life may depend on this very decision.

[parodeity]

ok i think
I THINK
apple pie

[tarotcards]

Is that








your final answer?

[parodeity]

yes
i think

1/2

[tarotcards]

[tarotcards]

I'll bring over the pie later tonight. Save room for dessert.

[parodeity]

oh actually
can we do it tomorrow?
todays a saturday

[ OR 11/04 WAS, SO ]

[tarotcards]

Already got plans?

[parodeity]

yeah standing plans
my best friend has my saturdays booked from now until the end of eternity

[tarotcards]

That's a really long time.

All right, I'll bring it over tomorrow. Prepare yourself for one mean apple pie.

[parodeity]

it is
but i kind of believe itll happen

and ok its a date
only like not a date

[tarotcards]

And just when I pulled out my finest tux and was going to buy some candles.

But I'll see you tomorrow, Dave.

[parodeity]

sorry dude my affections lie elsewhere
and yeah see you then