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Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? ~~I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.~~ I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

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a little diy surgery huh????
well you've asked the perfect girl for this clearly!!
just as long as you don't get any blood on my clothes anyway

We'll do our best to bleed conscientiously.

then i can be your makeshift surgeon!!!
wait right there, i'll be over in a jiffy~

I knew I could count on you for anything.

Can you also make my chest look bigger while you're at it?

we can photoshop my boobs over your chest if you want???
but actual chest improvements might be more of a challenge...

What if we use actual melons?

well, i guess we could scoop out holes in your chest to put the melons in...
that might work!!

Record everything so when it works, we can reveal it to the world as a success and become famous.

we might need to hire someone to record it, since i'll be busy with the surgery!!

How about your twin? Is she available?

i can ask???
she's kind of a meanie, though...

You think she'd say no?

i think she might make fun of our plans!!!

I think she might already be making fun of the fruit outfits in the post.

see????
i told you she's the worst!!!!!!!!

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