TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

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Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[admiringly]

never
i couldn't ever do it

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Not even if the world depended on it and would explode if you didn't?

[admiringly]

i feel like if the world depended on it
the world should depend on you?
i'd die of embarrassment and the world would probably explode before i'd get over myself

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But what if we need partners? What if the world can't be saved with just one person?

I believe in you, Chiyo. It's a lot of responsibility to have the fate of the world on your shoulders but I know you'll overcome your embarrassment and make us all proud.

[admiringly]

idk
i might just cause the world to end
i'd help find someone who'd wear the fruit costume for me
he might not be on the network anymore but he'd do it

[ if you praise mikorin enough, he'll do it. ]

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How could you let down the world like this? When it's depending on you? When it has done so much for you? 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。

[admiringly]

[ she actually starts feeling really bad for a moment, and then common sense hits her and she remembers he's talking about FRUIT COSTUMES. ]

i'm sorry
i think if the world depended on people wearing skimpy fruit costumes we're probably already doomed...

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Why can't you indulge me in my make-believe fantasies?

[admiringly]

i'm sorry!! i'll indulge you in a lot of other things i swear
i just can't suspend my disbelief for fruit costumes

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Okay, then what kind of costumes would you prefer?

[admiringly]

something that covers my body more
if it's going to be an outfit that's going to save the world then something more like a magical girl would wear i guess?

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You can't really go wrong with magical girl outfits.

But are you going down the route of classic and pure Lady Moon or are you going to do a twist like Honoka Magica?

[admiringly]

i really do like the classic look but i think i'd go for the honoka magica twist! it's more my style