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[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[elevelvetor]

they do eat both of those, in addition to fungus and carrion...
but those aren't very sound structurally, are they? perhaps bone would be better.

[tarotcards]

We'd have to get some rather sturdy and big bones then. I don't think chicken bone will be strong enough to be a proper shrine.

[elevelvetor]

probably not, however:
if we make the shrine slug-sized, i believe they'd work out.

[tarotcards]

That is very true.

I'll go out and buy one or two chickens for dinner then. Would you like to join me?

[elevelvetor]

oh, of course. what sort of partner in crime would i be if i didn't?

[tarotcards]

A lousy one, I'd say.

Are you free tonight? Or should I postpone our chicken feast to another night?

[elevelvetor]

i was planning on finishing up a few things tonight, so another may be best...
i'm generally free on Sundays in general, if that helps at all.

[tarotcards]

Then if you're free this upcoming Sunday, may I borrow you for a fine dinner of chicken? It'd be on me.

[elevelvetor]

you may.
i'll be looking forward to it, Souji