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Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

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People who are allergic to grapes and strawberries?

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Don't bring logic into this. Logic doesn't belong to discussions about fruit costumes

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So you're not seriously going to wear them?

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Probably only the strawberry one, if I'm honest.

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That's probably for the best

I mean it'll be easier to find!
And on sale

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Do you think the grape costume would be on sale as well?

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No

It looks too nice to be from a regular halloween store