pretend i posted this on 11/16, i'm just impatient

[frostythehitman]

hey retrospec
i got another message for you this time


[ He switches over to a video that shows him holding his phone at a selfie angle. There's a whirring noise and slowly, an arm rises into sight. When it comes to the highest angle possible, the whirring stops. ]



[ And then the whirring starts up again as the hand does a full 360-degree rotation. Once it completes, James just says: "Fuck you." ]

if anyone knows retrospec's mailing address lmk
because i got a ton of medical bills from this thing for them to pay off
or maybe i'll just send it to them through their mailbox again

Comments

[youraffection]

seems like a p good reason 2 me man
glad u got a hand now n everything
super blows for u music career tho

[frostythehitman]

[ wow, cutting right to the sensitive stuff, are we? ]

yeah
i can hold a guitar pick now but i can't actually play with it
so that's great

[youraffection]

[ He's not known for his tact. ]

well hey
if u can learn 2 flip off with that thing im sure ull figure out how 2 rock it again

[frostythehitman]

i can't actually flip off with it technically
i had to manually push the fingers around in place like this
because for SOME REASON
the company that made this hand didn't think to make a setting for flipping people off

[youraffection]

well that sounds like a manufacturing oversight 2 me!

[frostythehitman]

yeah idk what gave them the idea that being able to hold a mug was more important than flipping people off
like thanks for the hand and all but they need to get their priorities straight

[youraffection]

lol
hey cant u make it hold a mug and flick ppl off at the same time?

[frostythehitman]

yeah sure i could do that
if i push the middle finger out myself
but what i'm saying is
as far as controlling the hand on its own goes
there's a setting for things like holding mugs and keys and typing but nothing for telling someone they're an asshole
what if i wanna flip someone off while i'm holding onto something with my other hand
right now it's just too bad so sad i'm sol

[youraffection]

well considering its their fault u have 2 deal with this in the 1st place they really should hook u up
gonna b hard with ur med bills tho
gotta find them again 1st...

[frostythehitman]

i should've sent them the medical bills along with the rest of my arm a few weeks ago
not that they'd pay for it anyway even if they had the bills
that would mean doing something nice
and we all know retrospec can't have THAT

[youraffection]

ppl keep trying 2 convince me that joanne is the nice 1
maybe u can reach out 2 her directly?

[frostythehitman]

she's not THAT nice
i saved her from marrying a giant fish monster and she still chopped my arm off
or let them chop my arm off
whatever
not like it makes a difference

[youraffection]

a giant fish monster?

[frostythehitman]

yeah
like a three headed fish lizard monster type thing
idk it was underwater
and it was trying to marry joanne
that's what my team was doing in august
we were saving her from a crappy monster marriage and then she let them rip my arm off anyway
so much for a thank you

[youraffection]

wow
what the hell
thats messed up on a number of levels

[frostythehitman]

I KNOW
never should've trusted them even for a second
should've trashed everything in their stupid basement when i still had the chance

[youraffection]

hey u were trying 2 do what u thought was right!
no one can fault u 4 that
just uh
yeah
still doesnt fix what happened now anyway
im sorry dude
its MAJORLY unfair

[frostythehitman]

i didn't though
if i did what i thought was right i would've trashed all their computers
instead everyone told me i had to focus on ~the problem at hand~
and that ~we can come back to this later when everyone's safe~
and i believed them like some dumb idiot
yeah well i wouldn't exactly call retrospec still controlling our lives "safe"

[youraffection]

no
and tbh like
im starting 2 feel like theres not much we can do about it...

[frostythehitman]

there isn't
but like hell am i gonna just leave it at that
i'm gonna do SOMETHING
i'm gonna FIND something i can do
idk yet what or how
but i'm tired of just being their test subject

[youraffection]

i know man
i mean i havent had something like that taken from me
but i do remember getting stuck in some random ass forest hunted by giant lizard
then having 2 run around some tomb and dance with mummies and get weapons from a skeleton army and then escape that tomb 2 go 2 this house in the sky
and fight a dragon in a castle and not get fucking killed by a dead girl
like
what the fuck

[frostythehitman]

[ yeah that about matches the level of coherency he'd expect, based on his memories ]

you think they're making it up to screw with you?

[youraffection]

idk
like
i wouldnt have believed any of it happened if other ppl hadnt been there 2
but yea they have a cruel sense of humor

[frostythehitman]

other people are remembering the same weird crap?
who knows they could be screwing with all of you

[youraffection]

oh no dude it wasnt a memory
that was where we got sent
literally
2 all of that