pretend i posted this on 11/16, i'm just impatient

[frostythehitman]

hey retrospec
i got another message for you this time


[ He switches over to a video that shows him holding his phone at a selfie angle. There's a whirring noise and slowly, an arm rises into sight. When it comes to the highest angle possible, the whirring stops. ]



[ And then the whirring starts up again as the hand does a full 360-degree rotation. Once it completes, James just says: "Fuck you." ]

if anyone knows retrospec's mailing address lmk
because i got a ton of medical bills from this thing for them to pay off
or maybe i'll just send it to them through their mailbox again

Comments

[frostythehitman]

i remember that they screwed up bad enough to wreck the entire city and lose half of the app
and that they practically forced us to do their dirty work in fixing their giant mistakes
what part of that am i supposed to feel good about

[ aside from the incredible gun they gave him matching his exact desires. IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T LET HIM KEEP IT. ]

[frisyr]

None of it but we got pulled to a place and a Sphinx told us that we'd pulled reality apart and this was how she was trying to rebuild it.

So... I think everything's just going to roller coaster around until it figures itself out

[frostythehitman]

that WE pulled reality apart?
bullshit
did you do anything
because i definitely didn't do anything
i didn't have any problems with reality until retrospec dragged me into this crap
what makes you think you can trust some random sphinx anyway

[frisyr]

Hey, she's a really nice sphinx and she saved us from the creepy mad scientist guy!

[ It's ok James Emil has a crush on the sphinx ]

[frostythehitman]

being nice doesn't mean being good
the sphinx and the scientist could both be different types of evil

[frisyr]

Yeah but she's not like that

And she's waaay more helpful than america guy

[frostythehitman]

[ WHOA, LOW BLOW ]

hey
he's not actually like that
or he's not supposed to be
he isn't that way in anything i remember
that was a fluke

[frisyr]

Yeah sure you don't even know this guy and he calls you Bucky

[frostythehitman]

so what
you don't know him either
and that's my name

[frisyr]

Um

I thought your name was James

[ THIS IS VERY EMBARRASSING ]

[frostythehitman]

it's a nickname
i've been called bucky for as far back as i can remember