pretend i posted this on 11/16, i'm just impatient

[frostythehitman]

hey retrospec
i got another message for you this time


[ He switches over to a video that shows him holding his phone at a selfie angle. There's a whirring noise and slowly, an arm rises into sight. When it comes to the highest angle possible, the whirring stops. ]



[ And then the whirring starts up again as the hand does a full 360-degree rotation. Once it completes, James just says: "Fuck you." ]

if anyone knows retrospec's mailing address lmk
because i got a ton of medical bills from this thing for them to pay off
or maybe i'll just send it to them through their mailbox again

Comments

[covenantal]

Maybe just the sneaky ones.

1/2

[frostythehitman]

what do you think they're planning to do with them
infect our milk with gross retrospec chemicals

[frostythehitman]

wait shit nvm
i didn't say anything
don't look here retrospec

[covenantal]

Say what? I don't see anything. Just a blank comment.

[ HE'S HERE FOR YOU BRO. ]

[frostythehitman]

looks like some kind of glitch
if you see anything in there it's just a hallucination

[ HAHA TAKE THAT, RETROSPEC. PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY! ]

anyway idk if i could suplex them with this thing but hey
at least they can't hurt me if they try to bite me
do cows even bite

[covenantal]

Nothing we can do about unreality twists, right?

[ even if he can't help grinning. ]

I have no idea. I think our real worry would be if they tried to steal it...

[frostythehitman]

if the cows tried to steal MY ARM?

[ He had not even considered that as a possibility. ]

they can try
but this thing's strapped to my whole body in like three places
if they want the arm they have to take the rest of me with them too

[covenantal]

Well, if they ever try it, Futaba and I will be there with golf clubs to fight them off.

[frostythehitman]

are you telling me you just carry golf clubs around everywhere?

[covenantal]

Not if anyone from Retrospec is reading this.