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[recollecters]

Hello and happy new year! A lot of poll results came in from R&D and we've almost fixed taste all the way. Horses are almost fixed, too. We've been working pretty much non-stop around the holidays to stabilize everything, so I hope this works! Just so you guys know, while we were working on fixing the original problems we received some alerts of residual effects outside of our usual domain. Don't worry though! Remember what I said a while ago? We're still moving more resources around into better defenses to protect the city from huge storms like last summer. We'll be taking care of that really soon and isolating the unknown problem. I wish I could tell you more, but we're all working overtime here to finish the final stages of a big project. No matter what happens you guys should be safe while we finish up, so just stay calm, okay? Don't get too reckless! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post taste tier 4 has been icly regained; tier 5 will go into effect on Saturday, January 6th at 9pm EST and taste will be fully restored! Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[thebeastwithout]

wait no
that's not
what i meant

noooooooooooooooooo

no chocobo eating!!!

and when do you ever have a chance to see giant birds that aren't chocobos

[digthefuzz]

but now i'm totally curious about what they taste like!
you can't blame me

um well i think i might have worked with a giant bird or two in the past
maybe
a little bit

[thebeastwithout]

what like

on your show???

when did you guys have giant birds i don't remember that episode
was it the one where you had to investigate the cursed zoo

[digthefuzz]

totes mcgotes!
that's the one
there were birds alright, and they were big
ostiches, flamingos
maybe an emu or two idontremember

[thebeastwithout]

huuuuuuh

yeaaah i think i'm remembering this now

you had to take shelter in the ostrich cage when you thought the zookeeper was a ghoul! but they totally protected you from the flesh eating monsters!

they were the real heroes tbh

[digthefuzz]

zing! you got it
wacky times right??
i guess those ones were cool

[thebeastwithout]

see birds are our friends

birds are everyone's friends

we should really replace all animals with giant birds if you think about it.

[digthefuzz]

okay, you're getting a bit too far again!
some birds are friends
but not all of them
and they're no substitute for kitties and pups

[thebeastwithout]

oh yeah for sure kittens and puppies can stay

i'm just thinking we don't really need like, cows, you know? cows don't really do anything

[digthefuzz]

um excuse me?
ever heard of milk and beef, bro?

and those old cartoon heroes!
you know, the cowabungas!

[thebeastwithout]

oh i'm a vegetarian
milk is fine but we can get that from like, goats, right?

and dude the cowabungas were so 90s, man
they can do an updated reboot with chocobungas

[digthefuzz]

ok fair but you can't deny us carnivores what we like!
um i guess so
but cow's milk is probably better??

yeah they were very 90s
that's what makes them rad!
chocobungas would just be blasphemy!!

[thebeastwithout]

no it's too late
i'm doing it i'm pitching a script to the network
cowabungas reboot with chocobos

gonna join you in tv stardom

[digthefuzz]

lol fine
we'll see how that goes!!

think you can play with the big boys huh??

[thebeastwithout]

hey i'd be great at acting
all you gotta do is like, pretend to be someone you're not right
that's easy i pretend to my parents that i'm doing great at school every day

[digthefuzz]

sure why not
you also have to be good at memorizing lots of lines
but good to know you have experience???

[thebeastwithout]

if i can remember the secret button code for unlocking the ninth world in super starman bros, i'll probably manage

here try me tell me to recite something

[digthefuzz]

nice, that's not an easy one!!
okay
ummm
the declaration of independence??

[thebeastwithout]

what
why
no
something cool
like

movie lines

[digthefuzz]

lololol
what if they make you play ben franklin tho??
what would you do

but okay movie stuff, movie stuff
how about a speech from space wars

[thebeastwithout]

did you ever hear the tragedy of darth pragueis who cried i thought not it’s not a story the jedi would tell you it’s a sith legend...

[...]

...e taught his apprentice everything he knew then his apprentice killed him in his sleep ironic he could save others from death but not himself

[gar absolutely knows his space wars memes]

[digthefuzz]

lol i should have expected
you know your memes, man

[thebeastwithout]

#nailedit

anyway as you can see i'm a perfect actor

who wants to offer me my first contract

[digthefuzz]

now there's the question for the ages

have your people talk to some other people

[thebeastwithout]

i have to have people???

what kinda people

can you be my people