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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

Comments

[me_matey]

[blessmefather]

Yes? Homicide in the first degree.
First death on the moon a murder? Tragic.

[me_matey]

its not that deep bruh

[blessmefather]

I didn't think my reply was that deep? Just stating the obvious.

[thebeastwithout]

you know what would be more fucked up
if there was one guy on the moon and he was killed with a rock

[me_matey]

like he offs himself to escape boredom or like


a moon rock monster

[thebeastwithout]

that's the mystery man
that's the mystery

oh man i gotta pitch this to a tv studio or something it's gonna be gold

[livingimpaired]

Not really.

And how are you, May?

[me_matey]

see i thought u were gonna answer like that


also i am doin good! almost all moved in to the mayship.

[livingimpaired]

Such is my way.

Oh? You moved out, then? I hope it all went well. I should have offered to help with moving.

[livingdeadgirl]

why though
itd be way easier to kill the guy by like
sabotaging his air hose or something
with the lower gravity itd take a lot more effort to kill someone with a rock than it would on earth
just make it look like an accident
i mean the crime scene is basically inaccessible
whos gonna know

[me_matey]

ari

girl



its not that deep

[livingdeadgirl]

[its ami! GOSH]

oh sorry i guess it was a yes or no question wasnt it
in that case yes
yes it would be pretty fucked up

[okitactless]

maybe it would really be an accident
like
one guy wanted to see how hard he could throw a rock on the moon
so he threw it and it broke through the other guy's helmet or something

[this is a serious matter regarding deep consideration]

[livingdeadgirl]

hmm i guess i could see it
but i mean
theres a lot of empty space on the moon
and he just *happened* to throw it directly at the only other human person for 300000 miles?
still pretty suspicious!

[me_matey]

im not a scientist at all but isnt like there no drag up there? velocity is wild

[floret]

y

[me_matey]

y wut

[floret]

oh I meant y as in y/n
As in yes it would be pretty fucked up

[deathboss]

But why would you do that? Sounds expensive just for a murder.

[me_matey]

no cops on the moon

[deathboss]

Okay, but you're stuck on the moon. How long can someone survive there?

[odasaku]

Depends.

[me_matey]

what kinda dude sees smthn like that an just says "depends"?

[odasaku]

It depends on why that guy killed the other guy.