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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

Comments

[parodeity]

is there any way we can strike snow from the list of things that exist
like remember how green and blue didnt exist
why isnt snow a thing on that list
lets get it taken away and then like
just collectively agree never to vote for it in a poll or anything
snow what snow weve never heard of it sir
we could live in warm happy determined ignorance forever
name me one good reason snow should exist wait there arent any

idek what the fuck they typed up there im just using this as a vehicle for this very important issue

[justfists]

That might cause its own list of problems... but I understand the sentiment.

[parodeity]

we can deal with those problems as they occur
they would be better problems than being cold im pretty sure

[justfists]

You must have been in the same group as Akira, then. It... looked very cold.

[frostythehitman]

yeah there's a way to make snow not exist
it's called
waiting for winter to be over

[parodeity]

that takes too long and im impatient
fuck if i could time travel that far ahead id be out of here
bye all you all

[frostythehitman]

it's already march man
winter's basically already over

[destiny_key]

I WOULD LOVE THAT
NO MORE SNOW EVER JUST SUMMER ALL YEAR LONG

[parodeity]

i mean spring and fall are ok

[destiny_key]

i guess i dont mind spring and fall
but if we could just skip winter thatd be great

[notyourutopian]

But then we wouldn't get beautiful evening snowfalls anymore.

[parodeity]

i could live with that
like happily
super happily
just no more snowfalls?
sold

[notyourutopian]

I don't know.
Sometimes it's annoying.
But I'd miss it if it were gone.

[admiringly]

but snowmen are so cute and making snow angels is so fun??
sledding??
and winter scarves are so fluffy and cozy and freshly fallen snow is so so pretty
dave
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[ here is where she doesn't admit she laughed when she found out dave went to the cold location ]

[parodeity]

[ THIS FUCKING BETRAYAL??? CHIYO??? HE LOVED U??? ]

no way your sad faces wont work on me
im immune
and miles away so i cant see the irl versions so that basically means IMMUNE
also all the good parts of winter are gone

[admiringly]

[ she doesn't often get to see dave whine like the world's ending? it's... a little funny. she's a little sorry. ]

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daaaaaaaaaaaaave
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

[ she sends a selfie with the fakest pout anyone could ever see ]

[grimdeity]

Spring begins the 20th.

[parodeity]

i.e. not remotely soon enough ever

[deathboss]

Is this because of our chat because I still have that video to make

That being said did you know some cities have sidewalks that melt the snow

[parodeity]

what
no
why the fuck dont we have that here
goddamnit i want to move

[glaciers]

It's not even snow season anymore.
Your complaints came in late.
As long as you don't go up north, you won't have to deal with it for almost a year.

[parodeity]

god i really dont want to
but the lights are pretty and i think some people i know wanted to see them

[stopbleeding]

ice better be included in that too.

[glaciers]

how could you

[parodeity]

the kind that goes in glasses can stay