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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

Comments

[insantafe]

Well now we're taking bets on how that stone at city hall's going to manage to screw us all over.

And what's this "loss" business supposed to mean?
I know that stone was connected to something, but the last I heard, breaking it didn't seem to do much.

[thebeastwithout]

what stone
i'm trapped in fairy forest aka first world of the rpg
what's going on at city hall

[insantafe]

First they send us to a fairy tale castle, now a fairy forest? What's next, fairy circles around town?

Read the post, kid. Wendy said there's a stone out there now. I haven't been to check it out yet, though, so for all I know it's just supposed to look ominous and freak us all out.

[thebeastwithout]

ok yeah i can read but like
i was kinda hoping for you know details
is it a magic stone or what

[insantafe]

Oh, and I'm the expert on magic now? I must've missed that memo.
Knowing Retrospec, though, I wouldn't be surprised.

[thebeastwithout]

don't comment on the stone if you don't know anything about it man!

ok fine it's all up to you bro go and try and smash the stone before it does anything weird
you can do it i believe in you

[insantafe]

Because we always know everything about what Retrospec's up to.

And what if smashing the stone is what makes something weird happen? It sounds like we might be screwed either way.

[thebeastwithout]

ok well maybe
but i still wanna smash it anyway because what's life without a little smashing??

[insantafe]

What, you figure out you were some kind of superhero and suddenly you're the Green Giant?

Can't you smash like... a little rock? One that isn't going to have horrible repercussions?

[thebeastwithout]

no cause the little rocks that we have are probably our souls or something and if i smash 'em i'll turn into a brain dead zombie

you should smash the big one

[insantafe]

Some people have smashed theirs and nothing's changed. At least not that we know of. They're definitely not zombies.

And how exactly am I supposed to do that? I'm one of the only normal people left on this app.

[thebeastwithout]

it's a gradual process
soon they'll be yelling for brains
don't say i didn't warn you

and you know what they say

a good rocket launcher beats superpowers any day

[no one has ever said that]

i guess we're doing this for real then

[frostythehitman]

the deal with it is this

[insantafe]

[ squints ]

So she's... dead?

[frostythehitman]

no man
wait
do you seriously not know this

[insantafe]

Should I?

[frostythehitman]

depends
have you been living under a rock for the past like five years

[insantafe]

Some of us have had to work instead of looking at comics on the internet.

[frostythehitman]

spoken like somebody who truly did live under a rock for the past five years
it's not like you go LOOKING for comics on the internet to see this
it just COMES UP
if you're around that is

[insantafe]

Excuse me for having a life.
Who has time to just internet surf that much anyways?

[frostythehitman]

what do you think you're doing right now

[insantafe]

Checking on an update from Retrospec is different than web surfing and you know it.

[frostythehitman]

so you knew retrospec was gonna update at this exact time today and decided to open the app JUST to read this post?
seriously?

[thebeastwithout]

google how do you delete someone else's comment

[frostythehitman]

you got a problem with it?