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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

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[maidofmistakes]

You were a superhero? Were you at school for it, like me?

[thebeastwithout]

no!
i don't think i even had to go to school at all! it's great

well maybe i'm not sure

but i definitely remember my team now
you ready for this
we wereeeeee

~THE TEEN TITANS~

how cool is that?!

[maidofmistakes]

That sounds cool! And you just remembered it while we were all gone on those trips?

[thebeastwithout]

yeah... it kinda came back to me
i was fighting this ogre thing and then i remembered fighting another big giant dude
and then we were talking about like magic and spirits and i remember like one of my best friends was a... magician?

and then there's my room in this sweet tower and it all kinda fits together

i think that's what that T was too!

[maidofmistakes]

That's so cool! I don't know anything about magic, but maybe we could compare notes. Other me went to this school with a whole bunch of other -- I guess we were called supers.

[thebeastwithout]

yeah you said something like that before
whats kinds of powers did everyone have?! i wanna see what the competition's like

[maidofmistakes]

Some of them didn't even have powers, they were just smart and had really good technology or weapons or something. A bunch of people could fly, I had... a ton of powers, apparently... there was one guy who turned into stuff? I got him to turn into a dinosaur so I could lift him once.

[thebeastwithout]

...uh
wait what do you mean stuff
what kind of dinosaur

[maidofmistakes]

A big one? I just said "dinosaur" and the next thing I remember, I sort of dropped him and wrecked the gymnasium.

[thebeastwithout]

huh

i meant more like, the type of dinosaur

but as soon as i figure out how to turn into a dinosaur for reals i'm gonna give up my life as a human and be a dino forever so

i should be friends with that dude

[maidofmistakes]

You can do that? I thought you could just turn into an octopus-hands guy.

[thebeastwithout]

what no!!!

c'mon kara don't call me that that's so uncool

i can turn my body parts into animal parts now!! but i remember being able to turn into like, whole animals! that's awesome right??

[maidofmistakes]

That is! I bet you could solve any problem like that. Not create them.

[thebeastwithout]

yeah!!
i can do pretty much anything!
fly, swim, run real fast, uh... i don't know, whatever else it is animals do

i got this hero thing down pat!

[maidofmistakes]

That's cool! I bet you never had problems learning to use them.

[thebeastwithout]

uh
yeah
definitely!

nooooo problems. i got this. except for that time i screamed at the network for a solid hour.
totally got this

[maidofmistakes]

I couldn't turn off my X-ray vision when I first got it, if that helps? I got a huge headache and people were saying I was going to give myself a tumour.

[thebeastwithout]

uhh
yeah that might be an issue
i feel like you should be like, tumor immune? cause who gets cancer from their own powers?

...i wonder if i can get cancer
cancer is just like, cells going out of control, right? but i can like, turn my cells into something else......

actually i have no idea how that works

[maidofmistakes]

Kara -- uh, other Kara, Ellis -- she said I was fine. She's not that kind of doctor, but I trust her anyway. Maybe you are immune? That'd be pretty useful, not getting sick.

[thebeastwithout]

...yeah the biology of superpowers probably doesn't make any sense so i'll just
roll with it

you know what we should do
we totally need to make a superhero team

[maidofmistakes]

You know what? That actually sounds kind of great. Fighting off subway monsters and stuff?

[thebeastwithout]

here