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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

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[commandertoolbelt]

love to help but i'm not going near him
only i can prevent forest fires

[fiddlestick]

Right! Good thinking!
Don't worry Leo, we'll make him less of a fire hazard!

[commandertoolbelt]

i'm rooting for you guys!
and recording this to have records of our community service

private text

[lalliho]

I looked online and they make flame retardant shirts and jeans

private

[commandertoolbelt]

[ is lalli actually trying to help?? ]

that might've been useful three weeks ago

[lalliho]

[maybe......shut up]

don't be a brat

just send me a shipping address unless you're mysteriously rich for some reason

[commandertoolbelt]

[ this is weird ]

just giving the facts
you know i don't always burn my clothes off right
that only happens when i'm not thinking about it

[lalliho]

it's not about burning them off it's about containing the fire

are you allergic to wool

[commandertoolbelt]

[ siiiiigh fine, he'll send the address ]

no
good to hear you've got faith in me

[lalliho]

I said don't be a brat

[commandertoolbelt]

[ from the other side of the campfire lalli is going to here leo saying loudly: ]

Mooooooom, Lalli's being meeeaaan to me.

[ let's pretend dante's the mom for a second because he might take leo's side for laughs ]

[lalliho]

[WHAT!!]

I am not!

[He's being nice!!!!]

[commandertoolbelt]

He called me a brat.

[ he gives an exaggerated pout. how could you hurt his feelings like this, lalli?? ]

[lalliho]

You deserved it! You are a brat!

[Stop being this way!!]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ but it's funny ]

See?! Namecalling isn't nice!

[lalliho]

[INNER SCREECHING

he's just gonna make a mudball -- being careful there aren't sharp twigs or rocks in it, or anything, but still a gross, gloppy weapon for if he still feels annoyed with this BRAT when he's finished. Really depends on if there's further goading or some kind of intervention.]

[darkinferno]

[Without missing a beat or looking up from his phone:]

Lalli, don't call your brother a brat.

[Beat.]

"Dumbass" is a much better term.

[commandertoolbelt]

[ BETRAYAL

but really what else did leo expect it's dante for crying out loud. and boy let me tell you it's hard to keep up this act when you're trying not to laugh ]

Dad! Mom and Lalli are calling people names!

[ the question is, who gets to be dad?? li-na? chuuya? felicia?? ]

[invocate]

[That's it. Li-Na is just walking by, slapping ALL THREE OF THEM upside the head with one of her school notebooks.]

Play nice.

[lalliho]

Ow, hey!

[Okay, fine, Li-Na gets the mudball slapped against her leg. At least he spared the book.]

[darkinferno]

Hey! I'm innocent here!

[For once.]

[commandertoolbelt]

Lalli started it!

[ Between this and Operation: Make Gar Bathe, though, Leo's laughing more than he has in literal weeks?? So... thanks for that, Lalli. ]

[invocate]

[Li-Na looks down at the mud on her leg, then scoops it off with one hand. She smiles at Lalli, because really, she's been in the woods for a month. She might like cute clothes, but she's not that prissy. She drops the mud on the ground, then quickly slaps a muddy hand-print on each of their shoulders.]

No one is innocent here. So I am finishing it.