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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

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[fiddlestick]

Haha, it's nothing.
Actually, if anyone wants to help hold Gar still, I could dunk some water on him too.

[alitaba]

i volunteer as tribute

[refate]

i'll take him from his six o'clock.

[livingdeadgirl]

dont tell him just do it!
go go go!

[thebeastwithout]

I CAN SEE YOU GUYS PLOTTING THIS IS LITERALLY MY POST c'mon guys

[darkinferno]

[Look, Dante's not even gonna waste any time texting back an affirmative.

He's just tossing his phone out of the way and tackling Gar.]

Got him! Come on, guys!

[frostythehitman]

[ FOOTBALL SKILLS: ACTIVATE

James leaps into the tackle to help pin him down ]

[livingdeadgirl]

[AMI'S DIVING FOR HIS LEG]

[alitaba]

[ does it count as cheating if she uses Necronomicon? TOO LATE, there are tentacles involved now. ]

[invocate]

[Li-Na can't help b/c omg that cloud of Axe is just too strong, but she'll be over here shouting encouragement]

DUNK HIM DUNK HIM

I am sorry Gar

DUNK HIM DUNK HIM

[thebeastwithout]

ET TU LI-NA?!

[gar does the following:
a. engage in a tentacle slap fight with the necronomicon
b. kick at james's face
c. spray dante with more axe
d. actually just spray everyone with axe all around everyone must suffer together]

You'll never take me aliiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeee

[darkinferno]

[Dante's holding his breath, but honestly the entire situation is too ridiculous for him to not burst out laughing when Gar makes his proclamation--which means he then instinctively inhales, gets a lungful of aerosol particles that smell like burning plastic (and taste like it too), and starts coughing, his eyes watering as he tries to direct his coughing away from everybody else while still keeping a hold of Gar.]

Elliot! Now!

[fiddlestick]

On it! [Raising his staff!] HYDRO CANNON!

[Gar can spray all he want, but it won't matter because there's a WALL OF WATER going for this group that's being sprayed. ALL OF YOU MUST BE CLEANSED. HE WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR SACRIFICE.

Then he's tossing some soap and a luffa brush in their direction]

Scrub him down!

[refate]

[ You know, Kon was going to participate directly in cleansing Gar of the blight that he's forced upon all of their group, but instead...

Well, there's a giant flying saucer with tentacles, and a good chunk of their group diving in to deal with him. And he is so not going into that noxious cloud, Elliot's water and soap and luffa be damned.

He is standing there, with his phone up, recording the entire thing. For posterity. ] It's for your own good, Gar!

[frostythehitman]

[ James accepts his sacrifice, and the kick to his face that gives him a bloody nose and what will definitely be a bruised jaw. At least the blood is going to get washed away in the water.

He grabs the loofah brush and starts scrubbing aggressively with it. IS THERE SOAP ON THAT PATCH OF SKIN ALREADY? NO? TOO BAD, IT'S GETTING SCRUBBED ANYWAY. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ Leo, meanwhile, is on the other side of the campfire, keeping his distance to avoid accidentally starting more fires with all the axe that's flying around. And instead of just one phone in his hand, he has two set to record. ]

Zee is going to love this.

[commandertoolbelt]

love to help but i'm not going near him
only i can prevent forest fires

[fiddlestick]

Right! Good thinking!
Don't worry Leo, we'll make him less of a fire hazard!

[commandertoolbelt]

i'm rooting for you guys!
and recording this to have records of our community service

private text

[lalliho]

I looked online and they make flame retardant shirts and jeans

private

[commandertoolbelt]

[ is lalli actually trying to help?? ]

that might've been useful three weeks ago

[lalliho]

[maybe......shut up]

don't be a brat

just send me a shipping address unless you're mysteriously rich for some reason

[commandertoolbelt]

[ this is weird ]

just giving the facts
you know i don't always burn my clothes off right
that only happens when i'm not thinking about it

[lalliho]

it's not about burning them off it's about containing the fire

are you allergic to wool

[commandertoolbelt]

[ siiiiigh fine, he'll send the address ]

no
good to hear you've got faith in me