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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-03-01 09:01 pm

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hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him.

looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess.

pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever.

that's about it.

wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess.

and that's really it. later.

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thebeastwithout: (Freakout)

[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-02 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[the tentacle slapfight continues because OCTOPUSES THRIVE IN WATER didn't think of that guys did you?! it's kinda unclear where the tentacles are coming from at this point but just like don't think about it too hard and definitely don't try to scrub the tentacles down]

I'M COUNTING THIS AS MY FIRST SUPERHERO FIGHT
YOU GUYS ARE ALL VILLAINS
THE WORST
VILLAINS

THE BEAST KING STANDS ALOOOOOONNNEE

ARE YOU TAPING THIS STOP THAT
refate: © ғᴏʟᴋʟᴏʀᴇ (₀₀₆)

[personal profile] refate 2018-03-02 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wordlessly, Kon shifts and holds his phone in both hands as if he's offering to toast phones with Leo.

Eat shit, Gar.
]
darkinferno: (★ just no telling how far i'll go)

[personal profile] darkinferno 2018-03-02 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Somebody throw me the shampoo!

[THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT WATER, Dante may be similarly drenched now but at least there's no more axe in his nose! This is a small price to pay for saving their noses from a day more of overwhelming overcompensation. He's snorting again at Gar's antics though because what. What]

If anything, I'd say you're the villain here! You're assaulting all our noses with that stench; we could find you from a mile away with how bad it is.
fiddlestick: (I'm out heal yourselves)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-03-02 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'll accept being a villain if it means I don't have to smell that anymore...

[He's too busy conjuring the water to throw the shampoo, so here's hoping someone does! He summons another mass of water and sends it flying, this time at the flailing tentacles. GET CLEAN YOU SMELLY CHILD]
alitaba: (17)

[personal profile] alitaba 2018-03-02 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ The less said about the tentacle wrestling the better probably. It sure is a thing that's happening above them. ]

You either die a hero or become a villain and you've gone too far, villian

[ Just shoves a soap bar into his mouth ]
thebeastwithout: (Fingerpoint)

[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-02 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm cutting all of you outta my will!

[gar... immediately spits out the soap cause that's nasty yo]

GROSS.

AND IF YOU CAN SMELL ME THAT MEANS YOU KNOW I'M OK it's PRACTICAL

You guys are just too sensitive!
commandertoolbelt: (I try very hard to be annoying)

[personal profile] commandertoolbelt 2018-03-02 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
How is it practical when you've got a human torch sitting three feet away?

[ With that comment, Leo shifts to get a slightly better angle... ]
invocate: (Default)

[personal profile] invocate 2018-03-02 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Gar, when we can tell where you are with our eyes closed, you have too much body spray on.

We love you, but this needs to stop!
Edited 2018-03-02 03:56 (UTC)
blondferret: (i got you)

[personal profile] blondferret 2018-03-02 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Derek looks up from his phone and just stares at the mess of teenagers and college students before him. Really?]

Uh... if you guy are open to it... I could magically full body bind him or leg lock him if you think that's a bit too extreme. I mean, it would make washing him less strenuous.
thebeastwithout: (Surprise)

[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-02 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
I VOTE NO.

[gar is still struggling everyone is getting tentacles in their face]

HARD PASS.

SUPER HARD.

THANKS!
alitaba: (27)

[personal profile] alitaba 2018-03-02 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ I see your tentacles and raise you more tentacles to combat your tentacles. There's just a lot of tentacles happening up there. Best not to think about it, really. It's a little tingly. ]

DON'T ASK US, JUST DO IT.

[ with all this soapy water it's making things a lot slippery anyways. amazing how they haven't accidentally taken anyone else out yet ]
refate: © ғᴏʟᴋʟᴏʀᴇ (₁₆₂)

[personal profile] refate 2018-03-03 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's pretty sure he's been on the internet long enough to know where "bondage spell" and "tentacles" can go.

But whatever, what happens in the forest stays in the forest.
]

My man, go for it. It's exhausting just to watch. [ ok Kon. ]