gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[rhapsodeity]

:O
that sounds pretty sweet actually!
and it just so happens that at some point i would like to find out what makes these suckers tick

[alienates]

Dissection is usually the way to go when you want to figure out how things work.
In a purely scientific level.
I wonder if there are other dancing fruit out there? Just jiggling obliviously?

[rhapsodeity]

my mom was at the market and did not say anything so i am presuming no at the moment, though i could probably check to be sure on my way to the college or work
i asked a lot of my friends and they reported no weird fruit on their side, too
have you checked your fruit, karkat???

[alienates]

I don't have fruit.
Am I supposed to have fruit? Do you have any idea of expensive that shit is on a budget?
But the last time I was out I did not see any weird fruit.
So maybe it's just a you thing.

[rhapsodeity]

yeah, and obviously i wasnt sent a sickle!
hehehe that is waaaay cooler than fruit
i feel so silly in comparison!
i wonder why these things were sent to us specifically
if it's just a you thing and a me thing for these things...?
hmmmm
it is very peculiar

[alienates]

Ok well do the fruit seem familiar at all to you?
Because when I got the sickle it kind of felt like I own it.
Well. OBVIOUSLY I own it now since it got mailed to me.
But it felt like it somehow belonged to me even before they sent it to me which I guess is some weird form of deja vu.

[rhapsodeity]

so its not just me...
they are definitely mine, i can feel it
i dont know why but i know they are mine!
somehow, these weird fruit are mine and i am kind of creeped out by that?

[alienates]

I like how that's the part out of the fruit thing that creeps you out.
But no, same, I guess.
It's unsettling enough that it kind of seems like it might be best if we just tossed it all but at the same time I'm pretty attached to the thing at this point.
And you can't exactly cut up a lime if you toss it down your garbage disposal.

[rhapsodeity]

having knowledge about something that you have never owned before is pretty eerie, i think!
i dont really want to get rid of my fruit, either, but i guess if i ate them i would be fine with that???
i dont really want to eat it though
i guess its no different from deer or bear, in the end

[alienates]

But you want to experiment on it.
Either way you are going to have to crack a few eggs to make this omelette.
Or crack a few fruit to make a
Fruit omelette?
Ok I admit that metaphor got away from me there, but you get the gist of it.

[rhapsodeity]

yes!!!!
that is inherently different from tossing it out
looking into the fruit might help us understand something about them and thus bring us some kind of conclusion, maybe even about where these packages are coming from :o

[alienates]

Maybe you're some kind of fruit whisperer?
You can travel from grocery store to grocery store, solving the problems of all of the members of the produce aisle?
A bouncing, smiling banana has a peel that has too many brown spots on it and is in danger of being thrown out.
That's where you come in.......
And slice it the fuck up with my awesome sickle!

[rhapsodeity]

heheheh
that sounds soooooo coooool
i am not too sure i am cool enough for that!
not to mention i like banana freckles :) dont you think they are pretty?
but its your sickle so if these are my fruit and thats your sickle, i wonder what they mean :o
you know its yours but you dont know how?

[alienates]

You call them freckles? I just always referred them as spots.
Like liver spots. You know, like old people. Bananas are old people.
But yeah I have never had sickles before in my life?
Or ever even thought of owning one, which I now realize was a gigantic error on my part because it's cool as hell.
It's like of like when you lose a generic looking sweater somewhere and then over a month later you find it at the school's lost and found and you just fucking know it's yours?

jesus i missed this somehow im sorry

[rhapsodeity]

nooo bananas are great!
and when theyre covered with spots thats when theyre the most ripe :D
well now you are fixing that error so its fine
that sounds like theft, karkat
i dont think this is theft
is it

hdu

[alienates]

Are you sure?
Because usually when things are covered in brown spots it usually means there's disease involved.
And no it's not theft!
Ok well in that specific scenario I gave you it could very well be theft.
But I am pretty sure if the owner does not come and claim it within a certain amount of days then it's free game.
Anyway I had a point with that scenario and it's that, what if that sweater was actually yours?
And fate or whatever stupid feelings bullshit brought you back to it.
Just like it brought you back to these hideous dancing fruit.

[rhapsodeity]

positive! the more brown spots the better but of course completely brown isnt ideal
but just enough yellow is perfect :)
hmmmmm
karkat i think you might be right
i want to find out how these fruits are mine somehow and i will somehow
i have been remembering weirder things!

[alienates]

How can you tell the brown spots don't mean that it's rotten or something??
Let me guess.
You're remembering doing things that you have never actually done before, right?
Jesus this whole thing is weird.

[rhapsodeity]

because that isnt what it means :p
oh so you remember fruit rumpus asshole factory too?

this is so late gomen

[alienates]

I am trying very hard to pretend that I do not.

no you arent?????? ????

[rhapsodeity]

thats remarkably silly and avoidant
there were two of you!!!!!!!!!

[alienates]

And both were very obnoxious so I am going to pretend that did not happen.
This is me, cutting all connections to that shitshow of a conversation.
Wait
Oh no
Now I sound like them?? I am reprimanding myself which is exactly what was happening there holy fuck this is so stupid

[rhapsodeity]

maybe there were actually two cgs and now youre just one karkat?
even though it seemed like time travel was involved

[alienates]

There was something about past and future mes??
Or
I don't fucking know.
If that was time travel then it was the most convoluted and useless method of it I have ever seen in my life.

[rhapsodeity]

i would think most forms of time travel are convoluted and useless!