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Don't bother the techs.

Seriously, don't. I'm not entirely sure what's going on but all I'm getting is that it's the equivalent of being hacked and someone who knows layer theory better than we do is out there screwing things up and tampering with the project.

I don't have a really good update for you guys, but bear with us. Please?

Zee Carlisle
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Retr

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Oh, wow, there go my hands. I'd wave goodbye but they're not here anymore, because I chopped them off.

shoot

hey you ever learn to type with your toes

bet you can't type with your toes

i'll give you a buck if you can

Can't type with my feet, but I can shove one up your ass if you're interested.

huh no i think we're getting away from where this conversation was supposed to go

we'd better get back to the globalization in 2 pages thing

Was I, like, not clear enough that military history shit isn't something I'm in the mood to joke about?

uhhh

i dunno if we're talking about different globalizations but like my econ homework says 'globalization is the process by which businesses or other organizations develop international influence or start operating on an international scale'.

Oh. Yeah, not what I was thinking of. I meant the kind of shit that started WWI. I don't know enough about econ to have an opinion on that shit.

shoot

ok well if i fail this essay i'm gonna know who to blame

really letting me down here man

When did I agree to help you with your homework?

oh i'm just demonstrating part of what makes me such a good leader
i accept input and advice from others
see?

I haven't given you either one of those but go off I guess.

as a good leader i feel like i should tell you now that that was a prompt for you

just saying

Oh, I know what it was. But I already told you I don't know shit about econ.

Only advice you're gonna get from me is drop out of school and be gay full-time. Worked fine for me.

i like the first part!

i uh dunno about the second half though i'm not super into that
no offense

Long as you're chill about it, no offense taken. It ain't for everyone.

Just the cool kids.

hey i'm cool!
i can still be cool
i haven't kissed anyone before so i can still do that if i want

.......wait why did i say that

uhhhhh don't ever tell anyone i've kissed so many chicks wow let's change the topic hey how about those steelers

Ha, holy shit.

Just be honest about it. If you're ever in a situation where kissing might happen, girls can tell immediately if a dude was lying.

no!!! i've kissed so many girls! they're lining up for it i'm so pro sometimes i practice in the mirror wait no i didn't meant that either aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Dog, literally nobody cares how many people you've kissed. I didn't kiss a girl until I was like 19, if that makes you freak out less.

i care how many people i've kissed

ok you still can't tell anyone we ever had this conversation but fine

so what you're saying is that i gotta do it in the next four years or i'm doomed for life right

Nah, I'm doomed for life for unrelated reasons. You have however much time it takes to find someone you want to kiss and then do it.

Bad time to remind you that this is public? You're kind of telling everyone.

look no one reads this deep into the nested comments
it's fine
i'll just delete these all later

is there a delete function

why isn't there a delete function

this app is the worst

why are you doomed for life you already got your kiss

Lots of reasons. This might come as a surprise to you, but there's other things in this world besides kissing cute girls.

I know. Let it sink in. Take your time.

uhhhhh
yeah there's...
video games
and superhero stuff

that's pretty much it right?

Yeah, that's it, those are the three things. I have a chronic superhero deficiency and that's what I'm doomed about.