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Don't bother the techs.

Seriously, don't. I'm not entirely sure what's going on but all I'm getting is that it's the equivalent of being hacked and someone who knows layer theory better than we do is out there screwing things up and tampering with the project.

I don't have a really good update for you guys, but bear with us. Please?

Zee Carlisle
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we ignore the problem until it goes away or we can't (this is the most childish he has ever been.)

that's why stepladders exist. look, it's dangerous if we keep having glass break in the store all the time, we need to take measures against it

Ah, that is one way to handle it.

[ it is probably the worst way ]

Instead of that, perhaps I could look into replacing the floor with some kind of soft and hearty material?

[ NERF or nothing ]

(it is the worst way, but it's also their wawy.)

what, just so you can claw it up? i'll get a spray bottle for you if i have to

I have yet to grow any claws. When I do, I will find ways to use them in productive ways that will surely astound and amaze you.

If it will ease your doubts, I will also purchase a scratching post.

Or a few nail files.

get both and just put it under "business expense". at least it'll come in handy for the rest of the cats, too (he has accepted his life.)

The rest of the cats?

We have yet to get one, and I do not count.

Apollo. Are you counting me as a cat.

(there is a long pause.) no of course not

[ enjoy an equally long pause back, Apollo ]

Doubt.

you have no evidence to back up this unwarranted suspicion (so that's an admission of guilt.)

If I need evidence in the first place, I feel that there is something to my potentially unsubstantiated claim.

I will keep my eyes on you, Apollo.

evidence is necessary for arguments i don't make the rules that's just how things are (he dead.)

Will circumstantial evidence suffice?

circumstantial evidence is not admissible in a court of law unless backed up by physical damning evidence

Oh.

Okay.

Apollo, is there a chance that you might have counted me as a cat and not as a human?

[ ROUND TWO maybe he'll catch him off guard...... ]

(i'm gonna be a real shit lawyer someday.) only for like a minute, i promise

Ah. This is fine.

Do not worry. I will not punish you for being honest.

(BOSS HE LOVES YOU...) you're a good boss, a really, really good boss

However, if a punishment were to be doled out, it would be purely coincidental and would have nothing to do with what has transpired.

Thank you for your compliments!

can i take back my answer

Double punishments for everyone!

Just kidding.

Maybe~

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